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I just turned 20.My Fiance and me were getting married,til IT happened.
4:07 P.M. I walked down the aisle.My sister holding the end of my dress.My niece spread red 꽃 petals all over the floor.
Every now and then,I'd worry.What if he wasn't the one?What if this was a mistake?But I remembered what momma told me;
"No matter what he does,remember to 사랑 your enemies."So the 나비 flew away from my stomach.
When he turned his head.A small,tiny tear sprung from his eye.
Finally when the preacher said;"Do you,Nanette,take Johnathan to be your husband?"I couldn't quite hear him."I do."I said.A tear prickled from my eye.
When John said;"I do."And the preacher said,"You may now 키스 the bride."I heard a BOOM in the background.Gasps rose.I could make out what the person said."DIE!"He yelled.I knew exactly who it was."

A week before,I got on a bus.I finally found a 좌석 when someone said;"STOP!This is a hijack!"A young man said.Everyone was silent.
I soon learned his name was Ben Wishleth.I looked around,I was the only one moving.My brother was on the same bus,he text me and said;
"Do something!!!!"I knew I had to."Hey,why exactly did 당신 announce you're a hijacker?I mean...Really?"I knew I took it to far,I was going to die.
"What did 당신 just say?Brownie."He asked."Er...uh...I...er."I stuttered."I'm gonna get you...Oh..I'm gonna get you."And today,he got me...
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-Im sorry did my back hurt you're knife?

-Never turn you're back on a friend, thats the best target.

-While you're stabbing my back, 당신 can 키스 my 나귀, 엉덩이 too.

-All the mistakes in the world couldnt measure up to the 일 i thought i could trust you.

-Yeah, being apathetic is a pathetic way to be...
but I don't care, what matters to 당신 does not matter to me

-When your up, your 프렌즈 know who 당신 are.
When you're down, 당신 know who your 프렌즈 are.

-You can't laugh last If I stab 당신 in the throat with...the 칼, 나이프 당신 left in my back.

-I was the one who said things changed;
you were the one who proved...
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I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at 당신 trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can 키스 a guy* a bird can 키스 a butterfly* the rising sun can 키스 the grass* but 당신 my friend!! yes you!! 당신 CAN 키스 MY ASS*******

If 당신 didn't have feet 당신 wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do 당신 wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for 당신 %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...
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1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your 칼라 and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When 당신 get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when 당신 reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a 주걱 and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....
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