“So, Louis, the rumor’s true? Are 당신 really secretly dating someone?”
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he said that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can 당신 tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you, but he’d kill me.”
Once again, the crowd filled with gasps. The 고양이 outta the bag. I was planning to get Harry back and say that im dating him when she asked.
“Are 당신 saying 당신 are… gay Louis?” I nodded.
“Oh my god Louis, who is it?!”
The crowd went absoloutley crazy. I panicked and glanced over at Harry, he looked as panicked as I did. It wasn’t supposed to get like this.
“It’s me. I told Lou not to say anything for the sake of the band, but we’ve gotta face it someday right?” Harry spoke up.
The whole world was gonna think I was dating Harry.
When we got outside, the reporters where literally raping up. I grabbed Harry's hand and he didn't resist. His hands were soft.. and sweaty...errrrrgghhh.
There were cameras in our faces. Niall, Liam and Zayn somehow made it to the car.
I stopped and turned around. All their homophobic remarks were getting on my nerves. Harry stormed back.
"You know what. I know this can ruin the band but its worth it. I thought that it was not fair that me and Louis had to hide. I 사랑 him and im not afraid to show it anymore."
<3<3<3
TBC.. should i carry on?
Diana asked,
I shuffled uncomfortably in my seat. It was all Harry’s fault. Everyone thought I was dating someone because he said that in the last interview we had.
For fucks sake, I didn’t know what the giddy aunt to say. I looked over at Harry, who was trying not to laugh.
“Yeah. Actually I am.”
It was a spur of the moment thing. I was just… errrggghhhhh.
The crowd gasped. Diana looked shocked. .
“Can 당신 tell us who it is?”
She asked. She literally shoved the microphone in my face.
“I would tell you, but he’d kill me.”
Once again, the crowd filled with gasps. The 고양이 outta the bag. I was planning to get Harry back and say that im dating him when she asked.
“Are 당신 saying 당신 are… gay Louis?” I nodded.
“Oh my god Louis, who is it?!”
The crowd went absoloutley crazy. I panicked and glanced over at Harry, he looked as panicked as I did. It wasn’t supposed to get like this.
“It’s me. I told Lou not to say anything for the sake of the band, but we’ve gotta face it someday right?” Harry spoke up.
The whole world was gonna think I was dating Harry.
When we got outside, the reporters where literally raping up. I grabbed Harry's hand and he didn't resist. His hands were soft.. and sweaty...errrrrgghhh.
There were cameras in our faces. Niall, Liam and Zayn somehow made it to the car.
I stopped and turned around. All their homophobic remarks were getting on my nerves. Harry stormed back.
"You know what. I know this can ruin the band but its worth it. I thought that it was not fair that me and Louis had to hide. I 사랑 him and im not afraid to show it anymore."
<3<3<3
TBC.. should i carry on?
1. Grab your spoon and put 음식 on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water 또는 soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every 표, 테이블 and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When 당신 take a drink of your water 또는 soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When 당신 got your 디저트 (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives 당신 a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
2. When your parents arent looking splash water 또는 soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every 표, 테이블 and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When 당신 take a drink of your water 또는 soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When 당신 got your 디저트 (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives 당신 a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
Story made by: Invader Calliope.
Now take your seats.
One 일 in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: 당신 B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI 불, 화재 breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! 불, 화재 BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
런던 tipton: *raped*
THE END!
Now take your seats.
One 일 in New York!
There was a wizard who had to pee really badly!
Wizard: Man i gotta pee oh look dead unicorn *pees on unicorn*
Unicorn: 당신 B******! WOW I CAN BREATH FIRE! now i will rape some ladies.
Little girl: HI 불, 화재 breathing unicorn
unicorn: *rapes little girl*
Mom:YOU JUST RAPED MY CHILD!! 불, 화재 BREATHING RAPING UNICORN!
Unicorn: *rapes mother*
Old man: now rape me!
Unicorn: *rapes old man*
Unicorn: Yes kids i like to rape men also!
Hannah Montanah: *raped*
Zim: *raped*
Barney: *raped*
런던 tipton: *raped*
THE END!
