- I decided to 취소하기 my Twitter account. I dont want to sound paranoid, but Im pretty sure people are following me.
- I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
- Have 당신 ever had a fly 또는 small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
- I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
- I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
- To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.
- When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
- 'Are 당신 as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when 당신 read it backwards...
- Deleting your 페이스북 is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
- I really like ceilings...I guess 당신 could call me a Ceiling fan.
- Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
- Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa.
- That awkward moment when an ugly person says "I need my beauty sleep" when they really need to hibernate...
- That awkward moment When you're having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then u realize no one's listening to u so u kinda stop mid-sentence
- That awkward moment when people constaly say "You know?" Its like, why are 당신 telling me stuff I know? 당신 know?
- When looking something up on Google, if its not on the first page of 검색 results then it doesn't exist and my journey ends there.
- I feel like getting something done today, so Im just going to sit here until that feeling passes.
- Have 당신 ever had a fly 또는 small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?
- I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said, 'Parking Fine'
- I just dropped my laptop off the boat....It's a Dell, rolling in the deep.
- To men, women are just city buses. There's another one every five minutes.
- When I was a kid, I used to sing, 'A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, ELEMENO, P'
- 'Are 당신 as bored as I am?' Makes sense even when 당신 read it backwards...
- Deleting your 페이스북 is like running away from home. You're only doing it for attention and you'll be back in a day.
- I really like ceilings...I guess 당신 could call me a Ceiling fan.
- Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position.
- Grammar is important. For instance, commas save lives: Let's eat grandpa. Lets eat, grandpa.
- That awkward moment when an ugly person says "I need my beauty sleep" when they really need to hibernate...
- That awkward moment When you're having a conversation telling a really awesome story and then u realize no one's listening to u so u kinda stop mid-sentence
- That awkward moment when people constaly say "You know?" Its like, why are 당신 telling me stuff I know? 당신 know?
- When looking something up on Google, if its not on the first page of 검색 results then it doesn't exist and my journey ends there.
[This is pretty neat how it works out... DON’T CHEAT 의해 SCROLLING DOWN FIRST... It takes less than a minute... Work this out as 당신 read... Be sure 당신 don’t read the bottom until you’ve worked it out...]
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that 당신 would like to have 초콜릿 (try for 더 많이 than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number 의해 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it 의해 50. I’ll wait while 당신 get the calculator ...
5. If 당신 have already had your birthday this 년 (2013) add 1763 *; If 당신 haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit 년 that 당신 were born ...
당신 should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times 당신 want to have 초콜릿 each week) ...
The 다음 two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If 당신 don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that 당신 would like to have 초콜릿 (try for 더 많이 than once but less than 10) ...
2. Multiply this number 의해 2 ...
3. Add 5 ...
4. Multiply it 의해 50. I’ll wait while 당신 get the calculator ...
5. If 당신 have already had your birthday this 년 (2013) add 1763 *; If 당신 haven’t, add 1762 *...
6. Now subtract the four digit 년 that 당신 were born ...
당신 should have a three digit number ...
The first digit of this was your original number (i.e. how many times 당신 want to have 초콜릿 each week) ...
The 다음 two numbers equal ...
YOUR AGE! (Oh YES IT IS!!!)
If 당신 don't believe, check this website:
link
Thanks!
Your demigodishness,
K
If 당신 think 당신 읽기 all the books, seeing all the movies, and buying all the stuff makes for a real 팬 Twilight fan, wait until 당신 read this news.v
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega 팬 of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years 이전 when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been 사랑 with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos
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It turns out that there is a woman named Cathy Ward, 49, who is a mega 팬 of the series. She has her entire back tattooed with the characters from the series and plans to cover her whole body... WoW!
Cathy discovered the series a few years 이전 when a friend gave her the first movie and since then she has been 사랑 with all the mythology and characters.
Source: objetivofamosos