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posted by Misharrypotter
*Gives 당신 a tissue*

*sniffles*
wildsharks responded to Izzery, 2 분 이전 via Formspring for iOS
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( 또는 better yet 당신 can 키스 me if 당신 make a shoot thatss better then the one I did *rolls off laughing*)

((*puts a 오리 behind 당신 ten miles away and shots at 당신 but a repeat of last time happens and it hits said duck* *smirks*))

responded to Gymleadermisty2, 3 분 ago( 당신 got a better change 키싱 me and not ending up dead then geting a a shoot that meant to be shoot)

((I know. *smirks mischiviously*))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 6 분 ago
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WHAT DO 당신 THINK WAS THE MOST EXCITING MOMENT OF YOUR LIFE?

The end.
ShinigamiWolfey responded to CARCINOGENOMES, 12 분 ago
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( .... Thats kids stuff , 키스 me and that 오리 is your head ¬_¬)

((...............I'm going to shot ya and miss again.))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 12 분 ago
posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children 노래 in a row, then 당신 sneeze and 당신 fall down. Did 당신 ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - 당신 used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how 당신 knew 당신 had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - 당신 know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal 가장 좋아하는 of mine) 또는 a 더 많이 scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell 당신 a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe 당신 can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when 당신 apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up 의해 노래 바닷가, 비치 Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say 당신 taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny 또는 not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would 당신 like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh 당신 gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: 당신 gonna tell me my fortune 또는 what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell 당신 your fortune?


Random guy: 당신 SAID 당신 WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have 당신 been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and 쿠키 don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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Hello fellow 랜덤 fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform 당신 that a certain new fanpoper with the 아이디 of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a 질문 saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a 포럼 saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now 당신 will not be able to find these two contributions why 당신 ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if 당신 want proof that she said this check out this forum
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Now 당신 may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We 사랑 to be held, talked too but if 당신 press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very 메리다와 마법의 숲 generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my 프렌즈 but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an 이모 from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I 사랑 the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your 심장 beat
Is my 가장 좋아하는 lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If 당신 could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my 집 though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes 당신 happy.
I always want 당신 to be happy.
I don't like it when 당신 cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with 당신 even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to 옮기기 on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When 당신 leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe 당신 embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down 보트 in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other 일 we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, 당신 know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once 더 많이 at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure 의해 now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on 팬팝 for F.S. soo 당신 can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to 가입하기 F.S. 당신 must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. 차 is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand 다음 to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't 당신 even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, 당신 need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with 프렌즈 then run up and sit between them and go...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that 당신 were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes 당신 can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One 일 you'll ask me, "which is 더 많이 important to you, me 또는 your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing 당신 are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your 사랑 does NOT work for that person,...
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