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posted by Misharrypotter
*Gives 당신 a tissue*

wildsharks responded to Izzery, 2 분 이전 via Formspring for iOS

( 또는 better yet 당신 can 키스 me if 당신 make a shoot thatss better then the one I did *rolls off laughing*)

((*puts a 오리 behind 당신 ten miles away and shots at 당신 but a repeat of last time happens and it hits said duck* *smirks*))

responded to Gymleadermisty2, 3 분 ago( 당신 got a better change 키싱 me and not ending up dead then geting a a shoot that meant to be shoot)

((I know. *smirks mischiviously*))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 6 분 ago


The end.
ShinigamiWolfey responded to CARCINOGENOMES, 12 분 ago

( .... Thats kids stuff , 키스 me and that 오리 is your head ¬_¬)

((...............I'm going to shot ya and miss again.))
kingrant responded to Gymleadermisty2, 12 분 ago
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posted by fanfly
A while back I wrote an 기사 about link. I've decided to follow it up with a tutorial on how to make icons! They're actually much the same- the major difference is size.

You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint 샵 Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.

There's also the following online programs but I've never used them and this tutorial isn't necessarily meant to be used with them because I have no idea what these programs are capable of doing.


the Size of Your 아이콘 Matters

Now this part is extremely important and I can't tell 당신 how many 아이콘 I've seen that...
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1. Turn to a stranger and sing a 랜덤 song
2. When your on a floor someone wants to get off on make sure they don't get off
3. Say in a new jersey accent "I told my daughter not to give the dog coffee. What does she do? She gives the dog coffee! Now i've got a dead dog! A dumb daughter! And no coffee!"
4. If your with a friend, and there are 더 많이 people start a annoying conversation. (I did this one time and all the people in the elevator turned to me, someone even said shut up XD)
5. Pretend your driving in a car, and make motor sounds
6. Whisper into a strangers ear "I am a parol officer! Respect...
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When having a nightmare and 당신 suddenly realized you're dreaming, try not to wake up. Try to explore your dreams...this is cool because you're getting to know that all of those things around 당신 are made 의해 your brain which 당신 sometimes think is completely empty... Also if 당신 know you're dreaming, 당신 can control your dream and 당신 will find it very cool because when you're conscious in your dream, everything is in 3D form. So here are some cool and fun things to do when 당신 suddenly realized you're dreaming...

1. Try to think of your 가장 좋아하는 celebrity. Call out his/her name..like this,"When...
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posted by iluvsmj
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of 당신 bastards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of 당신 bastards who are getting on, get your 나귀, 엉덩이 in the train, cause we're going down the tracks."

The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want 당신 to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When 당신 come out,you may play with your train, but I want you...
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posted by reb1009
Insanely stupid class fun - Funny school pranks 당신 should (not) try in class for a laugh :)

Bring some 책 to class and read them instead of paying attention 또는 doing any work.

2Walk around class begging for spare change.

Chew on your arm until someone notices.

Change seats every time the teacher turns his/her back. After the teacher explains something, laugh really loud and say "Oh, now I get it!"

Lick yourself clean like a cat does.

After the teacher has explained something, say "Quite right, old bean" in the typical old english style.

Sing your 질문 to the class.

When the teacher...
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posted by 7things
How can 당신 get four 슈츠 for a dollar?
Buy a deck of cards.

How do 공룡 pay their bills?
With Tyrannosaurus checks.

What do 당신 call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks.

What do 당신 call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.

How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?
They had reservations.

How do 당신 make a hot dog stand?
Steal its chair.

How do 당신 make an egg laugh?
Tell it a yolk.

How do 당신 prevent a Summer cold?
Catch it in the Winter!

How does a pig go to hospital?
In a hambulance.

If a long dress is evening...
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this!

Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When 당신 arrive at the 다음 stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If 당신 are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart

Hilarious Ways to be annoying!

"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the 겨울왕국 음식 doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps 당신 out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around 크리스마스 time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if 당신 can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...
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posted by Mallory101
" Watch out for the idiot behind me!"
Moooooove, I'm trying to speed!
If you're rich, I’m single!
0-60 in 15 minutes!
A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
100% Irony Free
Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
Adults are just kids with money.
Baby on bored
HOME SCHOOL. Smarter than ever.
I talk to strangers
I Think Feminists Are Cute!
Keep honking, I am reloading!
Pain is inevitable misery is optional.
To All 당신 Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.
Tennis players have fuzzy balls.
Your honor student deals the best drugs.

The fastest way to a fisherman's 심장 is through his fly
Stupidity is not a crime so you’re...
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1.When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

2.Push the buttons and pretend they give 당신 a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3.Ask if 당신 can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4.Call a Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5.Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for a friend. After a while say, "Hi Greg. How's your 일 been?", and let the doors close.

6.Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

7.Bring a camera and take pictures...
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Source: *SilentReaper on DeviantArt
found this on the net:

9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture

1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the 다음 row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.

2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."

3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.

4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see...
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Source: http://www.stmargarets.org.nz