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The three little pigs (edited version)

Once appon a time, There were three pigs named Dakota, Kelsey and Jessica. They had a problem... A 늑대 named Gibby was trying to kill them!
"Kelsey, Do 당신 want to come with me to go find Jessica?" Dakota asks.
"Sure." Replies Kelsey.
They walk outside and look in the forest only to see Jessica setting up traps for the wolf.
"Jessica, What the f*ck are 당신 doing?" Asks Kelsey.
"What does it look like I'm doing...I'm putting up traps to see if I can catch Gibby." She says as she looks at Kelsey with an annoyed expression.
"Calm yourself..Damn!" Says Dakota as she looks at Jessica.
"I agree with Dakota." Adds Kelsey.
"Ok, ok..Anyway, what do 당신 guys want?"
"We just wanted to make sure 당신 were ok." Says Kelsey.
"I'm fine, just really bored so I decided to make some traps."

Immidately after Jessica finneshed her sentance, Gibby jumps out from behind a tree.
"Haha! Your traps wont work now because I know where they all are!" Says Gibby with a smart attitude.
Suddenly, Dakota hits Gibby in the head with a huge 나무, 트리 branch.
"Suck on that b*tch!"
Both Kelsey and Jessica are standing there just looking at Dakota.
"Damn..I didn't see that comeing." Says Jessica.
Gibby slowly gets up while rubbing his head.
"What the f*ck just happened?"

Kelsey grabs the branch from Dakota and starts beating Gibby with it.
"Die 당신 son of a b*tch! Die!" Yells Kelsey.
"Wow.. Your a psycopathic b*tch!" Says Jessica.
"Yes, yes I am." Kelsey says while laughing.
They all stand there and wait for Gibby to wake up.
"Lets beat him with another stick!" Suggests Dakota.
"No, I have a better idea." Jessica says while smiling evily.
"What do 당신 want to do then?" Asks Kelsey.

Jessica starts digging a hole and when she is done she tells Dakota to put Gibby in the hole.
"Ok, So instead of beating him with a stick 당신 want to put him in a hole?" Asks Dakota.
"Hmmmm..... Yeah that's a stupid idea... Oh! I have another idea!" Exclaims Jessica.
"What is it?" Asks Kelsey.
Somehow with Jessica's magical pig powers, They all appear on 상단, 맨 위로 of the Empire state building. Dakota looks down over the edge of the building.
"Holy sh*t! We're really far up!"
"Yeah yeah, Now shut up and help me." Says Jessica.
Dakota and Jessica 옮기기 Gibby onto the edge of the roof top.
"Ok, Now we just wait for him to wake up and we push him off." Says Jessica while smiling evily.
"Oh my god, Jessica 당신 have some serious mental problems." Says Kelsey as she stares at Jessica.
"Well I figured since he's trying to kill us, We should kill him first." Says Jessica.
"Good point." Adds Dakota.
"Exactly." Says Jessica.
Five 분 later... Gibby wakes up and see's that he is on the edge of a building.
"Oh my f*cking god! Where the f*ck am I?!"
"We're on 상단, 맨 위로 of the Empire state building." Says Jessica, Looking at him evily.
"Why are we uphere?" He asks with a scared tone.
Jessica pushes him off the edge and watches him fall to his death.
"That's why." She says while laughing.
Kelsey and Dakota slowly start to back away from their mentaly insane friend. Then Jessica quickly turns around and see's them leaving.
"Where do 당신 think you're going?" She asks.
"You're f*cking crazy! We're done with this sh*t!" Yells Kelsey.
Jessica glares at Kelsey.
"Call me crazy..One 더 많이 time." Jessica says with an angry look.
"You...Are...A...F*cking...Crazy...B*tch!" Says Kelsey.
Dakota slips away while Kelsey and Jessica are argueing.
"That's it!" Jessica yells, pushing Kelsey off the building.
"Ahhhhhhhhh!"
Jessica looks down and laughs as Kelsey lands on a car. Then she turns around to see that Dakota was gone.
"Oh my f*cking god! Jessica has gone f*cking insane!" Yells Dakota while running away.
Jessica starts chasing Dakota but looses her.
"What the f*ck.. Where did she go?" Asks Jessica.
Jessica walks past a trash can and all of a sudden, Dakota stands up and beats Jessica with a pop-tart.
"Die 당신 psyco b*tch!" Yells Dakota.
She stands there holding a bloody pop-tart and stares at Jessica's dead body.
"I hope 당신 burn in hell..." Mutters Dakota.

The End...?
This story was created 의해 Dylan Carter.
Characters are Dakota Klesen, Kelsey Estes, Nick Curto (Gibby) and Jessica Carter
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