Sam is 7 years old,has brown hair,And is a girl,This Christmas,her school is doing something where kids can buy stuff for their families,For Christmas,"So what are 당신 gonna get?"Sam's friend,Chloe,asked."I don't know,It's a week away though."Sam said."Well,I hope there will be earrings!My mom goes crazy over those!"Chloe said.
"Well,Bye Chloe!My rides here!See 당신 tomorrow!"Sam said as she ran to her car."Hey Mom,Guess what?" "What?"Her mom asked."In a week,All the students are gonna be able to buy stuff for their families for Christmas!!"Sam excitedly told her mom."Really?
Isn't Santa gonna buy everything for us?"Mom asked.
"You're silly mommy!"Sam said."Santa isn't real Sam!"Sam's brother,Aaron,said."Aaron!Of course Santa is real!"Mom snapped to Aaron."You're just saying that so Sam-" "AARON!Not one 더 많이 word!"Mom interrupted."Yeah!Aaron!Santa is real!You just can't get him on video because hes magical!"Sam told her Brother."Are 당신 kidding me?First Santa,now Magic?I can't believe 당신 two!"Aaron said.Ten akward 분 later...They got home."DADDY!!!"Sam said as she looked for her dad."Yes???"Dad said
"Well,Bye Chloe!My rides here!See 당신 tomorrow!"Sam said as she ran to her car."Hey Mom,Guess what?" "What?"Her mom asked."In a week,All the students are gonna be able to buy stuff for their families for Christmas!!"Sam excitedly told her mom."Really?
Isn't Santa gonna buy everything for us?"Mom asked.
"You're silly mommy!"Sam said."Santa isn't real Sam!"Sam's brother,Aaron,said."Aaron!Of course Santa is real!"Mom snapped to Aaron."You're just saying that so Sam-" "AARON!Not one 더 많이 word!"Mom interrupted."Yeah!Aaron!Santa is real!You just can't get him on video because hes magical!"Sam told her Brother."Are 당신 kidding me?First Santa,now Magic?I can't believe 당신 two!"Aaron said.Ten akward 분 later...They got home."DADDY!!!"Sam said as she looked for her dad."Yes???"Dad said
Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If 당신 were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was 다음 to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put 캔디 in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
캔디 Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i 사랑 these!),a lot 더 많이 too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If 당신 were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was 다음 to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put 캔디 in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
캔디 Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i 사랑 these!),a lot 더 많이 too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!
BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four 년 old Amber,
A 12 년 old Kennedy,A 5 년 old Harper,And then there's 9 년 old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her 인형 back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do 당신 want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in 빵 굽는 사람, 토스터 for half a minute.
*Ten 분 later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do 당신 know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked 당신 as the Babysitter cause 당신 have 7 siblings and 당신 all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
A 12 년 old Kennedy,A 5 년 old Harper,And then there's 9 년 old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her 인형 back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do 당신 want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in 빵 굽는 사람, 토스터 for half a minute.
*Ten 분 later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do 당신 know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked 당신 as the Babysitter cause 당신 have 7 siblings and 당신 all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!
1. 당신 grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. 당신 take 사진 of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when 당신 sneeze.
5. 당신 don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at 스타벅스 and 당신 don’t even work there.
7. 당신 spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your 고양이 are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. 당신 can’t even remember your 초 cup.
10. 당신 can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
2. The only time you’re standing still is during an earthquake.
3. 당신 take 사진 of yourself from ten feet away without using your camera’s auto-timer.
4. Your eyes stay open when 당신 sneeze.
5. 당신 don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
6. You’re elected "Employee of the Month" at 스타벅스 and 당신 don’t even work there.
7. 당신 spend every vacation visiting "Maxwell House."
8. Your 고양이 are named "Cream" and "Sugar."
9. 당신 can’t even remember your 초 cup.
10. 당신 can jump-start your car without cables.
*** I didn't write this. i got it from link
i thought it was funny and wanted to share it***
Yes indeed, Rebecca has become famous thanks to her annoying song Friday and has got a record deal for a Cd with five 더 많이 songs, can 당신 believe it? :/
Rebecca, is known-for and hated for “Friday”, she has even said that she doesn't like the song....we're not sure we believe that.
So on her 다음 CD Rebecca promises to have a 더 많이 natural sound than in Friday, and that she, at least, will like her songs....it's amazing how much power the Internet has! It makes and breaks stars.
source: europapress