랜덤 Article: The Babysitter Part 2

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posted by adaug

Ashley:Okay,lets see there's,a four 년 old Amber,
A 12 년 old Kennedy,A 5 년 old Harper,And then there's 9 년 old Zack.Some job*Hears screaming*
Amber:HARPER!GET OUT!!!NOW!!!
Harper:Fine!*Takes Dolls*Hope ya don't need your Dollies!*Runs*
Amber:HARPER STOP IT!!!!I WILL PERSONALLY KILL YOU!
Ashley:STOP IT!!*Stops Harper*Harper!Give Amber her 인형 back.
Harper:FINE!!*Throws Dolls*I HATE EVERYTHING!!!
Ashley:Okay.Amber,Do 당신 want something to eat?
Amber:Yes!Can I have a waffle?
Ashley:Sure!*Goes In kitchen*Waffles...waffles,Oh!
here we go,Okay Egos!Put in 빵 굽는 사람, 토스터 for half a minute.
*Ten 분 later*
Kennedy:Hey Ashley!Do 당신 know who you're working for?
Ashley:Uh Darrel And Amy?
Kennedy:Well yes but,They're also BILLIONAIRES!They picked 당신 as the Babysitter cause 당신 have 7 siblings and 당신 all ways babysat them.
Ashley:So your telling me that...I'M WORKING FOR BILLIONAIRES!!??
Kennedy:*Rolls eyes*Yes...Yes that is what I meant!

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When There's Nothing left

posted by nmdis

"When There's Nothing Left"

When there's nothing left to give
I will give 당신 더 많이 than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give 당신 my heart, say I 사랑 you
Say I 사랑 you
And I'll give 당신 my heart, say I 사랑 you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No 음악 to play so I sing 당신 my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
당신 still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give 당신 my heart, say I 사랑 you
Say I 사랑 you
And I'll give 당신 my heart, say I 사랑 you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give 당신 my heart, say I 사랑 you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I 사랑 you
And I'll give 당신 my heart, say I 사랑 you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give 당신 더 많이 than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give 당신 my heart
I'm gonna give 당신 my 심장

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20 ways to know if a guy loves 당신 ( for girls )

posted by aya3

1- eye contact , if 당신 notice him staring a lot at 당신 ..like 더 많이 than 5 times in the same 일 .(unless 당신 got a stain on your shirt)
2- if 당신 and him were in the same area , he would be with 당신 in every where 당신 walk to ( like a party 또는 a 음악회, 콘서트 ..etc)
3- he would sit 다음 to 당신 in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream 또는 laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to 당신 hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if 당신 drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

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100 Interesting Facts

posted by Gretute2772

1.Most 축구 players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 동물 that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the 타이타닉 and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time 당신 sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...

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My Suicide Note.

posted by CoaxochYJ

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome 프렌즈 and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time 당신 read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though 당신 may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't 사랑 you, my love.

I loved 당신 with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping 카트 and switch the items with stuff from the person 다음 to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen 당신 in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of 당신 on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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트랜스포머 4 Dinobots

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My 상단, 맨 위로 15 LEAST 가장 좋아하는 유명인사

posted by KataraLover

These are my 상단, 맨 위로 15 LEAST 가장 좋아하는 유명인사 and just like with my 상단, 맨 위로 15 가장 좋아하는 유명인사 list I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell 당신 how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to show that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a list like this pretty much just said they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my list and please keep in mind this is just my...

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Turkey pooping stuffing

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Alphabet letters 바탕화면

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Pedobear iPod 바탕화면 XD

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Higurashi 인용구

posted by invadercalliope

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Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing 더 많이 than the the people who 당신 spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions 당신 speak of are only 프렌즈 during those fun, yet unimportant...

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that 당신 "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that 당신 haven't received enough 초콜릿 sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every 질문 with another question. As soon as one of 당신 says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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100 Hottest Male 유명인사 (In My Opinion) Part 2

posted by saz19126

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful

22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack 소형 책상, 데이 븐 포트 (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol

24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too

25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub 퀴즈 the other 일 I 로스트 의해 one point. The 질문 was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other 질문 was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that 사과, 애플 has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing 샵 that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some 마리화나 담배, 폭격기 jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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19 ways to: Explain why 당신 are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go 집 and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted 의해 aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late 당신 are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me 앞으로 to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...