This 오리 walks into a convenience store and asks the clerk, "Do 당신 have any grapes?" The clerk says no, and the 오리 leaves.
The 다음 day, the 오리 returns and asks, "Do 당신 have any grapes?" The clerk again says no, and the 오리 leaves.
The 일 after that, the 오리 walks in the store again and asks "Do 당신 have any grapes?" The clerk screams at the duck, "You've come in here the past two days and asked if we had any grapes. I told 당신 no every time that we don't have any grapes! I swear if 당신 come back in here again, and ask for grapes, I'll nail your webbed feet to the floor!!"
The 오리 left, and returned the 다음 day. This time he asked, "Do 당신 have any nails?" The clerk replied, "No," and the 오리 said, "Good! Got any grapes?"
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, 당신 idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, 당신 know. We're going at night!"
A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barber refused, saying, "you do God's work." The 다음 morning the barber found a dozen bibles at the door to his shop.
A policeman came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused to pay, saying, "you protect the public." The 다음 morning the barber found a dozen doughnuts at the door to his shop.
A lawyer came to the barber for a haircut, and again the barber refused payment, saying, "you serve the justice system." The 다음 morning the barber found a dozen lawyers waiting for a free haircut.
One Fall day, Bill was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse
slowly drive by. Following the first hearse, was a 초 영구차, 영구 차 which
was followed 의해 a man walking solemnly along, followed 의해 a dog, and
then about 200 men walking in single file.
Intrigued, Bill went up to the man following the 초 영구차, 영구 차 and
asked him who was in the first hearse.
"My wife," the man replied.
"I'm sorry," said Bill. "What happened to her?"
"My dog bit her and she died."
Bill then asked the man who was in the 초 hearse.
The man replied, "My mother-in-law. My dog bit her and she died as
Bill thought about this for a while. He finally asked the man, "Can I
borrow your dog?"
To which the man replied, "Get in line."