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1.When i want something now and they said they said not now i yell like a 5 년 old sometime and they will do it

2.If i want to go somewhere and they said no i will ingore them 의해 saying pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeee pretty preetty please and they said FINE

3.if i want to play a game 또는 go on the computer and they said no i will be cying 또는 just make them get scare from grabing a creppy thing =D

4.if i want to play with my sister with her friend and they said no i will said creepy thing to them like what if someone take 당신 away they will said ok scare >:D

5.if i dont want to go to school i will said to my mother im sick 또는 just try to ingore her from not waking up sometime

6.if i want to go to my grandpa house i will call him and say pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee plzzzzz grandpa im your little girl and 당신 dont want to forget that grandpa

7.if my family doing compute thing 또는 playing game i will yell crazy all 일 if im bored and let them notice me and play with me 또는 i will grab my cat and give it too them well it dont work sometime there alway on the computer

i hope 당신 like it i 사랑 to do those thing to them
This is a funny story I came up with just now, so I hope 당신 all enjoy it. ^_^

"My most 랜덤 adventure ever began on a distant island far, far away from anywhere. The island was silent, no one appeared to live on the island. It was all quite until a loud stomp was heard from a distance. As I pulled my face up from the beachy sand, I began shaking with fear, not even wanting to know who 또는 what made that noise.

With a light of speed, I raced my way out from the 바닷가, 비치 and into the dense jungle. I was hoping to find help, but couldn't find anyone. Just then however, someone grabbed me very quickly...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Katy Perry is a bit spaced out! Why? Because she keeps forgetting important facts, like that Russell Brand is her husband!

She's been married for a couple months now, but still can’t get used to calling him her husband.

“I forget to call him ‘my husband’ sometimes and still say ‘my boyfriend’. But I’ll get there,” she said.

This can happen to anyone we suppose, it takes a while to get used to the idea of being a wife.
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 One of my 가장 좋아하는 book series'.
One of my favorite book series'.
At least, I think that it’s the fifth. Okay, I haven't written in a while, but still. Miss me? The correct answer to that 질문 is: "Yes Rosie, we ALLLLLL missed you! Where were you!?" Well I'm glad 당신 asked! I've been around. Mostly on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight club though. Either way, I'm back with all new topics and stuff. Sooooooo....
Alright Ladies and Gentleman, today I’m going to talk about something that I feel strongly about, even thought I know that many (weird) people will go psycho on me. And for all 당신 haters of haterz, I just want to tell 당신 that THIS IS AN OPINION!...
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Yesterday, Demi Lovato talked about the nominees for the American 음악 Awards coming up on the 21st of November.

It will be really exciting, because in the category for Best Female Popstar we have Ke$ha, Lady Gaga and Katy Perry!

In the category for Best Male Artist we have to choose between Justin Bieber, his friend 어셔 and Eminem. Who will win?

And as far as Artist of the Year, it is between Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, Katy Perry, 케샤 and Eminem. An interesting mix and tough competition.

당신 can vote for your favorites on the event webpage here: American 음악 Awards.
posted by outsidersfan_14
i hope 당신 like it..s not my best work but its pretty good. exspecially when i play it on gutair.its the first 기사 i put on here so plz 코멘트 , honestly, and say if i should put more??thanks!sorry about the bad format


YOur lvoe is suicide(title)

I know 당신 amy not understand
but if 당신 can
please understand
I see 당신 underestimate me
all i can be
please try to see

If i turn around just for a minute
what would 당신 say? take this away
If i told 당신 how i feel, would it be real 또는 is this all fake??

Chourus: your 사랑 is suicide, all trapped inside-inside my mind. It trys to escape , to...
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posted by emilyroxx
 This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
This picture is completely irrelivant to my blog.
Hello, I’m back! I’ll write 더 많이 now.
So this 랜덤 kid comes up to me today and says: “Is there someone 당신 want to defenestrate?” Now, I have a pretty large vocabulary, but I had no idea what she just said, so I said “What?” and she said “Defenestration is the act of throwing someone out of a window.” And then without looking at me she just turned and walked away, leaving me standing there thinking what the hell just happened? I have got to find out who that girl is, because whoever she is, she is AWSOME.
    One thought that occurred to me today was (those...
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posted by emilyroxx
Okay, I wanted to create a website and start a blog, but I’ve never really had the time, 또는 the ability. So what I plan to do is post some sort of 랜덤 blog on the 랜덤 팬 page. Just things that I’ve been thinking lately.
So, to start off I’m going to tell a story about my life.
One 일 this summer, my friend (Let’s call him ‘Joe’) and I were playing capture the flag. (One of my 가장 좋아하는 games.) With his little sister and my little brother. We’re 다음 door neighbors, so we had his house be our base, and our siblings got my house. My brother immediately ran inside the house...
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5 더 많이 incredibly 랜덤 stuff...I'd like to note that not everything listed is exactly possible, but each is genuinely unique and 랜덤 in it's own way....

5) wear a nametag that reads "hello. My name is 예수님 Christ" (or famous person) when some one says "you're not Jesus" turn around and say "Jesus? Where?"
4) befriend a zombie (don't try unless you're okay with being bitten)
3) give out autographs to complete strangers and pretend you're famous
2) divide 의해 zero (it's a little harder than it looks)
1) walk up behind someone and whisper in their ear "I like mudkips...."

Lots of laughs...I recommend 3, 2 and 1
Ever met that one person who really really aggervates 당신 , like constantly talking 또는 doing everything 당신 do , well im gonna help 당신 deal with them without punching them in the face (kris style <3)

1) always carry a stress ball , those things do work , and if not , 당신 can always throw it at him/her

2) Carry a 베개 in 당신 purse/bag , so if 당신 need to scream , scream in the 베개 , this pervents people from thinking your crazy

3) Earphones , 당신 COULD use them to block that person out , but studies show that if that person happens to 제비, 삼키기 one of the earphones , they wont talk anymore ,

4)Just a hint ; throwing chairs never helps ,

5)Try to be their friend , mabey that'll work

6) if its your sibbling ,

Girl:flush her fav 바비 인형 doll
Boy:Flush his favorate comic book
mixed gender: Flush their face (:

Again; Kris style <3
any ideas on any other topis to make kris style , please tell me (: <3
KrisLovesYou !
posted by energizerbunny
Anyway I'm back and I had a great time, except when we were on a bus and it was over 100 degrees, it was soooo hot, and after a while people were starting to get ill...but not me, I was laughing at everyone and they were getting mad at me lol


So we finally got at the cabins, the boys got the bigger one but they had 더 많이 people, besides the girls had a much better game room, me and 4 other girls wanted to stay up all night...you could tell that we were sleepy because we were giggling at nothing and jumping at everything lol


I was soo sleepy, I fell asleep on the Pooltable which was surprisingly...
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posted by MovieManiac95
 Are 당신 MAD!?
Are You MAD!?
-Jumped And Hit Nothing
-Fell UP The Stairs
-Eaten your hand
-Swallowed nothing but choked anyways
-Gone Without Blinking
-Scratched An Itch That Was Never There
-Craved Cake but ate cereal
-Wished to fly, but had wings all along
-Skipped Without Moving
-Talked without talking
-Looked at nothing
-Done ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
-Wished for school to be over, but miss it in the end
-eaten a cookie in your dream and tasted it

???????????????????????????


IF SO, LEMME KNOW :)
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If you're wondering what that was all about,
it was merely an introduction to my strange-ness,
and it's a...
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posted by karpach_13
랜덤 Facts but are They True?



The first couple to be shown in 침대 together on prime time TV were 프레드 and Wilma Flintstone.

Every 일 더 많이 money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury




Men can read smaller print than women can; women can hear better.

Coca-Cola was originally green.




It is impossible to lick your elbow.

The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska

The percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% ( now get this...) The percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38%

The cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400

The average number...
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posted by simpleplan
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

In 1386, a pig in France was executed 의해 public hanging for the murder of a child

The average person laughs 10 times a day!

12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents daily, on average!

The average person has over 1,460 dreams a year

The storage capacity of human brain exceeds 4 Terrabytes

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored 일 for self-destruction.

Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.

The most money ever paid for a...
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posted by MissKnowItAll
I am the girl kicked out of her 집 because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could...
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I dont undestand
i never did
and i guess i never will

i took a shot
i tried my best
to fiure 당신 out
i gues its the end

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my trust in 당신 and 당신 let me down.i am not sorry. i wont forgive 당신 , its the end
so 당신 can put your fist down right now
its over,you had your shot, now heres mine. and now im saying goodbye...gooodbye

you broke my heart
all i wanted was a faher to love
when my mother died
you never cried
you just used the oppertuniy
to push me down

never wil 당신 burn me
or beat me
and call me wortless as 당신 push me down

CHOUUS:
that was yourlast shot. i put all my...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
Whenever 당신 are 다음 bored, 또는 feel like being annoying, here are some cool things to do.

At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.

Insist that your 이메일 address begins with 'xena-warrior-princess' 또는 'elvis-the-king'.

Every time someone asks 당신 to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

Put your garbage can on your 책상, 데스크 and label it "IN."

Develop an unnatural fear of staplers.

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their...
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I am sorry. I hate it when i have to do this, because i know that it's really silly! But the only reason why i wouldn't 팬 anyone back, would be if they had joined the twilight saga club. I can see it on their 프로필 and i immediately go all prejudice against them.
I shouldn't, i know, but it's against my morals to 팬 someone who loves the Twilight saga. If you're only a 팬 of Twilight, sometimes i forgive you... if you've done something to earn my respect.

Which would lead me onto my 다음 reason...
If 당신 have done nothing to earn my friendship, and not joined any of my favourite/major clubs, then i don't feel obliged to 팬 you.
However, if i can see that you're a 팬 of 'Random' 또는 'Harry Potter' 또는 'HP v T' etc, then the probability is that i will 팬 당신 back.

On the other hand, if 당신 are looking at this thinking that 당신 haven't done any of these things, then feel free to 팬 me... i'll gladly return the favour! :)
xxx
EmptyInside: im late
Skrewwd: I feel wild
Skrewwd screams for the heck of it
WhoCares: A 일 dont go 의해 당신 dont feel that way.
Skrewwd kisses Black, CC, and Luna full in the mouth for the heck of it
MentalBlackie gets shotgun
EmptyInside watches black for rea- nevermind xD
WhoCares grabs shotgun and her chiansaw
Skrewwd: O.o
MentalBlackie: IF 당신 do that again I'm gonna make BigMacs outta 당신 XD
EmptyInside just sits there
Skrewwd runs for the hills
EmptyInside: WOO NON-VIOLENCE!
EmptyInside: ...for once
WhoCares: No fair Black, I wanted to do that to him!!
MentalBlackie shoots
MentalBlackie: Well
MentalBlackie:...
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posted by Kanji
당신 turned to see a figure holding your 프렌즈 lifeless body. 당신 screamed and the figure saw 당신 and dissappered in the shadowy trees."Hey" 당신 screamed run to were the figure once was.you stopped and leaned over your 프렌즈 lifeless body 당신 started to cry and everything got blurry.you jumped as someone touched your shoulder.you spun around to see a guy a little older then 당신 with red eyes.you backed up and bumped into something else 당신 turned around to see your friend with the same red hungry eyes,smiling evilly."what the" 당신 murmured to your self backing up,the guy took 당신 의해 your...
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posted by nessienjake
Americans on average eat 18 acres of 피자 every day.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
(Recent scientific research has has shown Duck's quacks DO echo, even though they are commonly thought not to because the echo can not be heard 의해 the human ear.)

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases 더 많이 energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

On average people fear spiders 더 많이 than they do death.

Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

Thirty-five...
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