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posted by karpach_14
Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone 당신 love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard 또는 hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as 당신 open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 분 또는 so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring 또는 your nails on the blackboard 다음 time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. 다음 음악회, 콘서트 당신 go to, yell out "Mmmbop!" between every song.

7. Whenever someone asks 당신 a question, say, "What?" As soon as they start to talk again, cut them off with another, "What?"

8. When someone asks to borrow paper, say, "Do 당신 think paper grows on trees?" Then laugh hysterically.

9. Give yourself a really big 우유 mustache at the breakfast 표, 테이블 and refuse to wipe it off.

10. Send emails to your 프렌즈 with subjects reading, "You're never going to believe this!!!" Then leave the message part blank.

11. Tell the same joke over and over and laugh as loud as 당신 can at the punchline every single time.

12. Ask someone to borrow a tissue, pretend to blow your nose and stick it back in their pocket.

13. Put garlic powder inside the showerhead in the bathroom (after 당신 take a shower, of course).

14. Anytime someone says something, respond, "Yeah, so's your mom."

15. Leave smelly socks on your brother's pillow; blame it on the dog.

16. Tell your friend's crush that she wants to marry him.

17. Break into your 가장 좋아하는 celeb's house and try their clothes on. Wait patiently to be arrested.

18. Fill your mouth with Saltines, then talk to everyone at the table.

19. When someone speaks to you, flinch like they're going to hit you.

20. Pretend your Call Waiting beeps every two 분 while you're on the phone. Keep checking it.

21. Put grapes inside your mom's 가장 좋아하는 slippers.

22. Go to McDonald's and order lobster. After they explain that they don't serve lobster, storm out, shouting, "I should've gone to Wendy's!"

23. Approach a total stranger and ask, "Are my ears wiggling?" making no attempt to wiggle them. As soon as the person walks away, ask, "How about now?"

24. Whistle the pesky Chipmunks' 크리스마스 song all day. Don't stop until it's stuck in five people's heads.

25. Tell a friend that she has something on her face when she doesn't. Keep telling her to wipe harder.

26. When 당신 go to pick someone up, lean on the horn as 당신 pull into their driveway. Don't stop until they're in the car.

27. When your brother 또는 sister's dates are over, break out baby pics of them "going potty".

28. Lock the passenger side car door when your friend is trying to get in. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Then unlock it and lock it again when they try to open it. Yell, "Take your hand off the handle!" Repeat.

29. When the lights go out at the movies, make barfing noises.

30. Sing the wrong words to songs at the school dance.

31. Point your fingers at a friend in the shape of a gun, make a clicking sound, and say, "Take it sleazy!"

32. Request no MSG on your food-- everywhere 당신 go.

33. While on vacation with your family, suddenly scream, "Did anyone remember to unplug the iron?"

34. At a party, keep telling one of your 프렌즈 she has bad breath. No matter how many mints she eats, say, "God, did 당신 eat tuna for lunch?"

35. When anyone says, "Can I ask 당신 a question?" say, "You just did."

36. In class, keep telling your bud that her bra strap is showing.

37. Make up a joke that takes 10 분 to tell and has no punchline.

38. When answering the phone, say, "Yellow?"

39. Go to a store, buy a bunch of things, and pay for them with pennies.

40. While driving in your friend's car, insist that 당신 smell dog poop. Enjoy as she sniffs around.

41. Give the person walking in front of 당신 a flat tire. Apologize profusely. Then do it again.

42. 다음 party, go into the bathroom, steal all of the toilet paper, and listen for the cries of terror.

43. In the cafeteria, pretend 당신 dropped something and bend down to get it. While under the table, tie your friend's shoelace to her chair. Then ask her to go get 당신 a napkin.

44. Keep asking everyone at the bus stop, "Cold enough for ya?"

45. Tell a friend you'll tape Buffy for her, and purposefully stop taping 10 분 from the end.

46. Go to the 도서관, 라이브러리 and play your Walkman loud enough so that everyone can hear your headphones. Stay there for the entire day.

47. While someone's taking a shower, steal their towel.

48. Spend an entire 일 speaking with a really fake British accent.

49. When you're in the passenger 좌석 and the driver changes lanes, scream, "Watch out for that truck!"

50. Blow kisses at everyone 당신 meet at the mall.
posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a 팬 but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a 팬 but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys 또는 something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball 또는 swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
posted by ilovetowrite
How do 당신 find motivation to exercise when 당신 just don’t feel like getting off your butt? I ask myself this 질문 every now and then, and I have the feeling I’m not the only one.

A few weeks ago, I wrote 4 Simple Steps to Start the Exercise Habit… and the fourth and final step was to add motivation as needed until the habit sticks. This post is to help 당신 with that fourth step.

There are a million ways to motivate yourself to exercise, actually, but these are a few that have worked for me. And trust me, I’ve had days when I’ve struggled with exercise. Most recently, the things...
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posted by jbiebs4evajb17
1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and show your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they said your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a 질문 and say some thing 랜덤 like.. i like cheese... 또는 carrots are pink... 또는 say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better...
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posted by katetekiku
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy 당신 get on the middle of the floor.

2.Fill a 양말 with pennies, and then demand all of the 음식 using the money in the sock.

3.Run through the waiting lines.

4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.

5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"

6.Give a burnt french fry to a 랜덤 person across the room.

7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos 또는 baked beans.

8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.

9.Chew as loud as 당신 can so everyone can hear.

10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little 양고기 at the 상단, 맨 위로 of your lungs.

11.Eat another person's 음식 when they aren't looking.

12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about 랜덤 things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!

13.Rap your meal at the counter.
posted by -Wednesday-
u wudnt know if there was 빵 on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is 빵 on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the 빵 is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and 또는 eat the 빵 that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the 빵 off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the 빵 that is on yer head so u can on living without 빵 on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the 빵 that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating 빵 it is so if i tell u that there is 빵 on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of 빵 on yer head
One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit....
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 The 선실, 캐빈
The Cabin
선실, 캐빈 for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
    
    “She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house,...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a 나무, 트리 and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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posted by yukikiyruu
Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when 당신 are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then 당신 may call her 의해 this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...
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hi, i'm kairi. i felt bored and just decided to give up my acquired knowledge for those of 당신 who need a little help with being 더 많이 인기 on fanpop/ are bored and just feel like 읽기 something.

1. consider something someone might want to take part in. some of the most 인기 답변 have to do with games 또는 something of the sort. this is because they sound interesting to a fan, so they'll click it.

2. ask the 팬 about themself. people like talking about themselves and sharing interesting stories, it's human nature.

3. think about what you're asking. think about the subject's popularity....
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EF PEPLE CONTNUU 2 WRIT LYK DIS I WILL ART FLIPIN OUT!
Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the caps lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people 글쓰기 this way if he/she had dyslexia 또는 someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet 또는 if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us...
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1. Always have kindness with you. If 당신 have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your 프렌즈 have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who 당신 are 또는 what they think 당신 are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights 또는 bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're 프렌즈 are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if...
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posted by spunkyonyx
Agapanthus africanus
Family: Amaryllidaceae
Common names: ~Lily of the Nile~ ~Blue African Lily ~ ~African Lily~

Agapanthus originates from South Africa. The scientific name refers to the Greek word ~agape~ for ~love~ and ~anthos~ for ~ flower.~

The lily-like florets clustered on a long, thick leafless stem are available year-round in purple and white.
Agapanthus is sensitive to the presence of ethylene gas. This 꽃 should be kept away from naturally occurring gas, i.e. ripening fruit.

Agave americana L.
Family: Agavaceae
Common Names: ~Century Plant ~ ~West Indian Daggerlog ~ ~Rattlesnake-master~...
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posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE 당신 ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!


당신 can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
posted by BeautysOverated
 :)
:)
1.    Run to the 상단, 맨 위로 of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a 낙다, 낙 타 in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...
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posted by cute20k
Do 당신 have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause 당신 to spit and ask 당신 not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?







A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. 당신 fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?






A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?






Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. 당신 blow me hard . What am I?






Chewing gum

5. All 일 long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?






An elevator

6. I...
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posted by invadercalliope
These 인용구 are 인용구 with differnt meanings of 가는 리본, 흰 족제비 또는 just the animal.
“If a 가는 리본, 흰 족제비 bites 당신 it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the views are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, 당신 can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to 가는 리본, 흰 족제비 it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and 가는 리본, 흰 족제비 it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
After spending hours alone and together Miki and Hei come out.Once both out she lead Hei to her personal weapon room "wow 당신 own every last weapon here?" "yep and trust me its not easy hiding this big room" she shows him each one and show him how to use them all.After that they both chose three weapons and fought for a vary long time (A.K.A 5 hours) Luka (Miki's twin brother)got 집 to see that his sister on the floor laughing and giggling and with a big smile on her face "well well well who do we have here little miss 'i don't need a boyfriend' on the floor with a guy" "Luka?! so not cool...
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posted by invadercalliope
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodi dam
Dam dadi doo dam dam
didoodi dam
*music*
When the morning
come come
I'm dancing like
you're dumb dumb
And when the groove
is high
When dummies jump
to sky
If 당신 feel the groove
groove
The dummies have to
move move
Can 당신 feel the beat? The beat?
The beat?
You never tell me
what is wrong
Cause now it's time to be alone
Let me 사랑 you
everyday
So long 당신 let the dummies play
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dance to the
beat dance
dance to the beat
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi doo
dam dam
didoodidam
Dam dadi...
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