Okay, so everyone probably knows that 구글 has this thing where it tries to guess what
you’re searching 의해 picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a 랜덤 letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:
First, I just put the results for “Are there.”
Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do 당신 mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there 호랑이 in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes everywhere 당신 go.
Are there 팬더 in Japan?
*Facepalm* no, they’re only in Canada.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
I am ashamed to admit that I was one of the people who looked this up once.
Are there 동물 in heaven?
I honestly don’t know how to answer that.
Are there crocodiles in Florida?
This just made my day.
Are there tornadoes in Europe?
*Headdesk*
PART II
I typed in ‘de’ to see what came up.
Are there dentists in England?
No, actually, the people in England have no teeth. They decompose their 음식 with their magical
mind powers.
Are there denominations in Islam?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there dental implants?
Idk.
Are there dental plans that cover implants?
Again, Idk.
Are there dental plans in Florida?
I don’t know what a dental plan is.
Are there dental hygiene jobs?
Not in England.
I typed in the letter ‘u’ to see what came up:
Are there U.S. troops in Libya?
I don’t know the answer to this; therefore, I can’t ridicule it.
Are there 유니콘 in the bible?
No witty statement could match the epicness of that question.
Are there UFOs?
Yesssss…..?
Are there unions in Japan?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there unions in Texas?
See above.
Are there unions in China?
See above.
Are there unforgivable sins?
Depends on what religion 당신 are.
Are there unions in Canada?
Dude, STFU.
I typed in the letter ‘s.’
Are there snakes in Ireland?
I think I’ve gone over this before, but I’ll say it again: THERE ARE SNAKES JUST ABOUT
EVERYWHERE 당신 GO.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
See above.
Are there sharks in Lake Michigan?
As a person who lives in Chicago, I can safely assure 당신 that the sharks will not
bother 당신 as long as 당신 aren’t made of meat. (Just because my opinion of the intelligence of the
human race isn’t very high right now,
I’m going to tell 당신 all that THAT WAS A JOKE. THER ARE NO SHARKS IN LAKE MICHIGAN.)
Are there still Nazis?
Yes. They’re called Conservative Republicans.
Are there snakes in Alaska?
In some parts, yes.
Are there scorpions in Florida?
Yes.
Are there sharks in Hawaii?
When I answer ‘yes’ to this question, I am NOT joking. Yes, there are.
Are there sharks in the Mediterranean?
더 많이 than in Hawaii.
Are there such things as ghosts?
I think so.
I typed in ‘z’ but all of the 질문 were about either zoos 또는 zombies. (The best 질문 was
“Are there zombies in the Bible? I 사랑 people.)
다음 came the letter ‘r.’
Are there really aliens?
YES.
Are there real vampires?
Oh god. Really, humanity? Really?
Are there really ghosts?
Yeah, I’ve seen one. (Not being sarcastic. It’s a long story.)
Are there real zombies?
Not until the Zombie Apocalypse comes, duh.
Are there rainforests in Africa?
Yup.
Are there really mini giraffes?
This 질문 made me lol.
Are there really vampires?
당신 see Stephanie Meyer? This is what you’ve done to people.
다음 was the letter ‘p.’
Are there 팬더 in Japan?
We’ve gone over this. They’re only in Canada. God.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
This 질문 makes me feel stupider every time I read it.
Are there people who are sexually attracted to Pokémon?
………………………AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Probably.
Are there penguins in Alaska?
No.
Are there prophets today?
Depends on who 당신 ask.
Are there 담홍색, 핑크 lemons?
Please tell me you’re not asking this 질문 why I think you’re asking this question.
Are there parallel universes?
I think so.
Are there penguins in Africa?
...Why? Is there, like, something wrong with the education system of the U.S, 또는 is it just that there’s a lot of really, really, stupid people out there?
you’re searching 의해 picking the most searched entries. Some of them are
kind of ridiculous, so I decided to have some fun with it. I typed in
“Are there,” closed my eyes, and picked a 랜덤 letter of the alphabet.
Here were the results, and my answers:
First, I just put the results for “Are there.”
Are there aliens?
I think so.
Are there snakes in Ireland?
What do 당신 mean are there snakes in Ireland?
Are there 호랑이 in Africa?
Probably.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
There are probably going to be snakes everywhere 당신 go.
Are there 팬더 in Japan?
*Facepalm* no, they’re only in Canada.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
I am ashamed to admit that I was one of the people who looked this up once.
Are there 동물 in heaven?
I honestly don’t know how to answer that.
Are there crocodiles in Florida?
This just made my day.
Are there tornadoes in Europe?
*Headdesk*
PART II
I typed in ‘de’ to see what came up.
Are there dentists in England?
No, actually, the people in England have no teeth. They decompose their 음식 with their magical
mind powers.
Are there denominations in Islam?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there dental implants?
Idk.
Are there dental plans that cover implants?
Again, Idk.
Are there dental plans in Florida?
I don’t know what a dental plan is.
Are there dental hygiene jobs?
Not in England.
I typed in the letter ‘u’ to see what came up:
Are there U.S. troops in Libya?
I don’t know the answer to this; therefore, I can’t ridicule it.
Are there 유니콘 in the bible?
No witty statement could match the epicness of that question.
Are there UFOs?
Yesssss…..?
Are there unions in Japan?
I have no idea what that is.
Are there unions in Texas?
See above.
Are there unions in China?
See above.
Are there unforgivable sins?
Depends on what religion 당신 are.
Are there unions in Canada?
Dude, STFU.
I typed in the letter ‘s.’
Are there snakes in Ireland?
I think I’ve gone over this before, but I’ll say it again: THERE ARE SNAKES JUST ABOUT
EVERYWHERE 당신 GO.
Are there snakes in Hawaii?
See above.
Are there sharks in Lake Michigan?
As a person who lives in Chicago, I can safely assure 당신 that the sharks will not
bother 당신 as long as 당신 aren’t made of meat. (Just because my opinion of the intelligence of the
human race isn’t very high right now,
I’m going to tell 당신 all that THAT WAS A JOKE. THER ARE NO SHARKS IN LAKE MICHIGAN.)
Are there still Nazis?
Yes. They’re called Conservative Republicans.
Are there snakes in Alaska?
In some parts, yes.
Are there scorpions in Florida?
Yes.
Are there sharks in Hawaii?
When I answer ‘yes’ to this question, I am NOT joking. Yes, there are.
Are there sharks in the Mediterranean?
더 많이 than in Hawaii.
Are there such things as ghosts?
I think so.
I typed in ‘z’ but all of the 질문 were about either zoos 또는 zombies. (The best 질문 was
“Are there zombies in the Bible? I 사랑 people.)
다음 came the letter ‘r.’
Are there really aliens?
YES.
Are there real vampires?
Oh god. Really, humanity? Really?
Are there really ghosts?
Yeah, I’ve seen one. (Not being sarcastic. It’s a long story.)
Are there real zombies?
Not until the Zombie Apocalypse comes, duh.
Are there rainforests in Africa?
Yup.
Are there really mini giraffes?
This 질문 made me lol.
Are there really vampires?
당신 see Stephanie Meyer? This is what you’ve done to people.
다음 was the letter ‘p.’
Are there 팬더 in Japan?
We’ve gone over this. They’re only in Canada. God.
Are there polar bears in Alaska?
This 질문 makes me feel stupider every time I read it.
Are there people who are sexually attracted to Pokémon?
………………………AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Probably.
Are there penguins in Alaska?
No.
Are there prophets today?
Depends on who 당신 ask.
Are there 담홍색, 핑크 lemons?
Please tell me you’re not asking this 질문 why I think you’re asking this question.
Are there parallel universes?
I think so.
Are there penguins in Africa?
...Why? Is there, like, something wrong with the education system of the U.S, 또는 is it just that there’s a lot of really, really, stupid people out there?
