Funny Stupid 질문 to Ask People
What happens when 당신 get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If 당신 write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If 사랑 is blind, why is 란제리 so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come 당신 get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Isn't 디즈니 World a people trap operated 의해 a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
Why aren't blueberries blue?
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?
Stupid 질문 to Ask Someone
Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
Why does someone believe 당신 when 당신 say there are four billion stars, but check when 당신 say the paint is wet?
What if 배트맨 gets bitten 의해 a vampire?
Did the Mayans get bored after reaching 2012 또는 is the predication for real?
Can we spell creativity however we want?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me?
Has your mate ever called 당신 at work to ask where the remote control is?
Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
Why don't 당신 ever see ads for advertising companies?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
Why isn't 초콜릿 considered a vegetable, if 초콜릿 comes from 코코아 beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Stupid 질문 to Ask Your Friends
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
당신 know the expression, "Don't quit your 일 job?" Well what do 당신 say to people that work nights?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why do all the superheroes wear 팬티, 속옷 on the outside?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If 당신 were a genie and a person asked 당신 this wish, "I wish 당신 would not grant me this wish" what would 당신 do?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get 스플릿, 분할 ends?
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
If 당신 don't pay your exorcist, do 당신 get repossessed?
When something is funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when 당신 actually slap your thigh?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
What happens when 당신 get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If 당신 write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If 사랑 is blind, why is 란제리 so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come 당신 get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Isn't 디즈니 World a people trap operated 의해 a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
Why aren't blueberries blue?
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?
Stupid 질문 to Ask Someone
Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
Why does someone believe 당신 when 당신 say there are four billion stars, but check when 당신 say the paint is wet?
What if 배트맨 gets bitten 의해 a vampire?
Did the Mayans get bored after reaching 2012 또는 is the predication for real?
Can we spell creativity however we want?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me?
Has your mate ever called 당신 at work to ask where the remote control is?
Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
Why don't 당신 ever see ads for advertising companies?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?
Why isn't 초콜릿 considered a vegetable, if 초콜릿 comes from 코코아 beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Stupid 질문 to Ask Your Friends
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
당신 know the expression, "Don't quit your 일 job?" Well what do 당신 say to people that work nights?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why do all the superheroes wear 팬티, 속옷 on the outside?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If 당신 were a genie and a person asked 당신 this wish, "I wish 당신 would not grant me this wish" what would 당신 do?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get 스플릿, 분할 ends?
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
If 당신 don't pay your exorcist, do 당신 get repossessed?
When something is funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when 당신 actually slap your thigh?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
•Everyone in this place is unhappy. And since they're unhappy, they're probably looking for someone worse off than they are.
•You know who isn't human? 당신 know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let 당신 go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are 당신 enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling 당신 how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End
•You know who isn't human? 당신 know who isn't human?! PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
•Up to this day, I've never killed a single human.
•You will never see me again.
•I was going to let 당신 go; after all, there aren't many of us out there, but you're just such a pain in the ass.
•Please forget about everything.
•Are 당신 enjoying this?
Kouta: "I thought we were friends."
Lucy: "We are friends, that's why you're still alive."
Kouta: "You killed my father, Kanae.. and my sister Kanae... For that I will never forgive you."
Lucy: "All this time, I've lived in hope of telling 당신 how sorry I am, I've fought armies, just to have this chance, but now, there's nothing I can say that's good enough."
Kurama: "Regret is the domain of those who have earned the right to look back on the past. All I have is shame."
The End