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posted by TruBerries
It's hilarious how some people get on the defensive when they hear 또는 see the word 'grammar' anywhere on the internet. Who am I kidding, the 랜덤 Club! I know a lot of people read the article, but obviously it must of hit a nerve, but I could careless because it wasn't put up to put people down and I know MOST of y'all just saw the 제목 and got upset. Oh, that's wrong, but it's okay to put up 질문 또는 statements like ' I hope I"m pretty enough' (and don't say that it doesn't bother 당신 because a lot of y'all complained about those), 'I'm in 사랑 with someone I've met online. What should I do?'. Seriously? I,myself 또는 anybody else is not supposed to be annoyed about that, but we're not allowed to say how we feel on 더 많이 serious issues like people being called out their names. Example, yesterday's 인기 topic was asked why are we girls so slutty? Something like THAT, I take offense to because every girl in the world is not a slut. Just because some girls dress provocatively doesn't mean that she's asking to get raped. In these days, women of self-respect seemed to be getting victimized 의해 rape. Y'all don't get mad about stuff like that, but 당신 get mad at grammar. I can understand that some people can't read 또는 even write correctly 또는 people of another language just learning to speak English and I've said this crap in the article! What's 더 많이 hilarious is that there are three 질문 about grammar on account one person started it and then two other people are going to post up the same question. I wasn't born yesterday and I know where those 질문 came from. I've written that 기사 based upon requests and I'm not gonna apologize to anyone for being real. Like I said earlier, the 기사 wasn't meant to put anyone down in anyway. Grow up and stop 연기 like your shoe size.
Tell me if u think this is funny 또는 not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would 당신 like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh 당신 gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: 당신 gonna tell me my fortune 또는 what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell 당신 your fortune?


Random guy: 당신 SAID 당신 WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have 당신 been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and 쿠키 don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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Hello fellow 랜덤 fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform 당신 that a certain new fanpoper with the 아이디 of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a 질문 saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a 포럼 saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now 당신 will not be able to find these two contributions why 당신 ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if 당신 want proof that she said this check out this forum
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Now 당신 may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We 사랑 to be held, talked too but if 당신 press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very 메리다와 마법의 숲 generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my 프렌즈 but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an 이모 from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I 사랑 the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your 심장 beat
Is my 가장 좋아하는 lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If 당신 could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my 집 though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes 당신 happy.
I always want 당신 to be happy.
I don't like it when 당신 cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with 당신 even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to 옮기기 on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When 당신 leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe 당신 embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down 보트 in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other 일 we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, 당신 know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once 더 많이 at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure 의해 now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on 팬팝 for F.S. soo 당신 can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to 가입하기 F.S. 당신 must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. 차 is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand 다음 to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't 당신 even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, 당신 need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with 프렌즈 then run up and sit between them and go...
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that 당신 were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes 당신 can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One 일 you'll ask me, "which is 더 많이 important to you, me 또는 your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing 당신 are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your 사랑 does NOT work for that person,...
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선실, 캐빈 for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Nine: James

    I’m James Ricky Reese. I live with my little sister, Cassie, and my older brother (he’s a bum), Greg. I have a hot girlfriend named Chelsea and annoying parents named Kristi and Bobby.
     Anyways, I am 노래 my 가장 좋아하는 song, 21 총 의해 Green 일 whenever I hear the all American, annoying Beth scream. It’s not this scared, “It’s a spider” scream. It’s this really excited scream. “OH MY GOD HE’S COMING HERE TONIGHT!” I look over at her and expect her to be jumping up and down...
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선실, 캐빈 for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Seven: Laken


    Hi! I’m Laken Reese Barenshsky. I’m 19 and I live with my parents and my 15 년 old brother, Jason. I have the most wonderful, beautiful girlfriend, Tori. She’s pretty, she has long brown hair, that’s naturally curly, brown eyes and her smile is gorgeous, like I’ve just been snapped with the sun! God, she’s sexy.
    “GOALLLLLLLL!” I scream whenever I kick the 배 into the side of this 쓰레기통, 쓰레기 수거통 in the back of the store. Zack grumbles (because he’s a loser!) and we keep kicking this...
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posted by smileypop9
These 기사 are gonna be the thoughts on life and stuff, and this is part two.
I did this because I was bored, and because I wanna get my thoughts out.
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Rap in one word? Crap.
That's my opinion, so don't bash me.
.
Anyway, I hate that stupid drivel. Yeah ok, sorry kids, that I sound like your mother. But I really think that people who listen to rap could seriously use an update to their tunes.
Why would 당신 wanna listen to 음악 from people who wear their pants down to their knees, objectify women, and swear 24/7?
There's much better 음악 available.
...
People who listen to rap are kinda...
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