-Last night I lay in 침대 looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
-The only reason people get 로스트 in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-The road to success is always under construction.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-If 당신 die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only 당신 get the warm feeling that it brings.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The 다음 day, she locked me in the cellar.
-I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-You tried your best and 당신 failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-One of the great things about 책 is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
-He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor
-The only reason people get 로스트 in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-The road to success is always under construction.
-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
-If 당신 die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only 당신 get the warm feeling that it brings.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-Everybody wants to go to heaven; but nobody wants to die.
-I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The 다음 day, she locked me in the cellar.
-I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places
-Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
-Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
-You tried your best and 당신 failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'
-Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
-One of the great things about 책 is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.
-He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor
Salati is a leopard that was adopted 의해 the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate 동물 that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became 프렌즈 with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a 강아지 at the time.
당신 would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two 동물 connected from the first moment. Now the two 동물 are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!
They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the 카트 saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.
2.) ask 랜덤 ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin
3.) start 노래 Barney songs as loud as u can
4.) go up to 랜덤 ppl and say "tag, ur it"
5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that 셔츠 is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"
6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"
7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya
8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
2.) ask 랜덤 ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin
3.) start 노래 Barney songs as loud as u can
4.) go up to 랜덤 ppl and say "tag, ur it"
5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that 셔츠 is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"
6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"
7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya
8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"
10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
This has probably happened to a lot of 당신 because of taking notes in class.
Have 당신 ever got a little blister 또는 callus because of 글쓰기 too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure 또는 rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the 기타 또는 even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So 당신 have some calluses and 당신 want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
당신 can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with 레몬 for 10 분 and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams 또는 아몬드 oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and 당신 will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
Have 당신 ever got a little blister 또는 callus because of 글쓰기 too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure 또는 rubbing for too long against your skin.
Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the 기타 또는 even cooking a lot can result in calluses.
So 당신 have some calluses and 당신 want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.
당신 can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with 레몬 for 10 분 and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams 또는 아몬드 oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and 당신 will see a difference.
If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
"WANNA MAKE a cutte quick effective difference in life...?"
1) If 당신 Want to work for people ....Make your 심장 the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If 당신 want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As 당신 are the creator of your life, similarly 당신 are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for 당신
*always forget what 당신 did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*
1) If 당신 Want to work for people ....Make your 심장 the ultimate NGO and see the difference.
2) If 당신 want fame ...Make yourself famous to yourself and see the difference
3) There is never a fresh start. But there is always a brighter start.
4) As 당신 are the creator of your life, similarly 당신 are the destroyer of your life.
5) Change not to please others, but to improve yourself.
6) And then remember the 2' ALWAYS:-
*always forget what people did bad for 당신
*always forget what 당신 did good for people
P.S :- *always have an attitudde of excellance with combination of nobelity*