Found this on www.funny.com. That site has so much funny stuff...lol
Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious 의해 now.
Do what 당신 want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want 당신 to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, 당신 moron!
You're so manly = 당신 need a shave and 당신 sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all 당신 ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This 부엌, 주방 is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed 당신 were almost asleep.
Do 당신 사랑 me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do 당신 사랑 me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a 분 = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
당신 have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are 당신 listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don't 당신 get out of 침대 and walk him until he falls asleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is 연기 up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.
********** Men's English:
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do 당신 want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take 당신 out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call 당신 sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give 당신 a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are 당신 going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do 당신 want to have sex?
"I 사랑 you." = Let's have sex now.
"I 사랑 you, too." = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way 당신 cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way 당신 cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress 당신 의해 showing 당신 that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will 당신 marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for 당신 to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that 블라우스 and that 치마 go well together." = I am gay.
Women's English:
Yes = No
No = Yes
Maybe = No
I'm sorry = You'll be sorry
We need = I want
It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious 의해 now.
Do what 당신 want = You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk = I need to complain.
Sure go ahead = I don't want 당신 to.
I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, 당신 moron!
You're so manly = 당신 need a shave and 당신 sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all 당신 ever think about?
Be romantic, turn out the lights = I have flabby thighs.
This 부엌, 주방 is so inconvenient = I want a new house.
I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper.....
Hang the picture there = NO, I mean hang it there!
I heard a noise = I noticed 당신 were almost asleep.
Do 당신 사랑 me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do 당신 사랑 me? = I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a 분 = Kick off your shoes and find a good game on TV.
Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
당신 have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me.
Are 당신 listening to me!? = [Too late, you're dead.]
Was that the baby? = Why don't 당신 get out of 침대 and walk him until he falls asleep.
I'm not yelling! = Yes, I am yelling because I think this is Important.
The same old thing = Nothing
Nothing = Everything
Everything = My PMS is 연기 up.
Nothing, really = It's just that you're such an asshole.
********** Men's English:
"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry.
"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy.
"I'm tired" = I'm tired.
"Do 당신 want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I take 당신 out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Can I call 당신 sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!
"You look tense, let me give 당신 a massage." = I want to fondle you.
"What's wrong?" = I don't see why your making such a big deal about this.
"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are 당신 going through now?
"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
"I'm bored." = Do 당신 want to have sex?
"I 사랑 you." = Let's have sex now.
"I 사랑 you, too." = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now!
"Yes, I like the way 당신 cut your hair." = I liked it better before.
"Yes, I like the way 당신 cut your hair." = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
"Let's talk." = I am trying to impress 당신 의해 showing 당신 that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me.
"Will 당신 marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for 당신 to have sex with other guys.
(while shopping) "I like that one better." = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!
"I don't think that 블라우스 and that 치마 go well together." = I am gay.
