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posted by energizerbunny
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, 당신 can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks

If 당신 wanna gain a little weight all 당신 have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!

No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks 당신 what your size is 또는 how much 당신 weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror

I mean when 당신 think of women 당신 think of Petite. Right??

I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
저기요 everybody. I am so excited! Wanna know why? It's because God's not dead! He's surely alive!

Ok, for those of 당신 who don't believe this stuff, it won't be that exciting. But for those of 당신 who do believe, will find this REALLY good news. SO throw away all those doubts!

Still don't believe me, eh? Well, let's take a look at some of the Bible, and it will PROVE God is alive. (BTW, if the evidence of the Bible is not enough, don't complain to me)

Let's start with Genesis chapter 1. Many of 당신 are familiar with the story of Creation. But it is not just a story. It really happened. It was a...
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*Light starts singing*
7 a.m, I'm waking up in the morning
Gotta have an 사과, 애플 to feed Ryuk
Gotta have a page from my handy notebook
Seeing all the Kira reports going on and on
Everybody's worried
Gotta get down to the bus stop, gotta catch the bus
I see a bus hijacker
What he doesn't know is I have sealed his doom
He gets hit 의해 a car and dies
It's Death Note, Death Note!
Gotta kill both bad and good guys!
Everybody's looking 앞으로 to my new world, new world
Death Note, Death Note!
Killing people with the Death Note!
Everybody's looking 앞으로 to my new world
Writing names, 글쓰기 names, YEAH!
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posted by MJangellover
Main points
1-Money Is used to pay for what we buy. it can be coins,notes 또는 money In bank accounts.
2-thousands of years ago,there was no money.people used the barter system of trading.then,things such as sharks' teeth and sea shells were used as money
3- gold and sliver were used as they were scarce;they looked beautiful and did not rust .they were used in Lydia 600 BC and their coins had a stamped 디자인 .they were a convenient method of payment.
4-the Chinese were the first to use paper money .In the 13th century,the explorer Marco polo was amazed to see paper money there.
5-In the 17th...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Here is a list of embarrassing situations that have probably happened to 당신 at least once! Situations where 당신 may have turned bright red!

당신 are chewing some gum and all of a sudden..the gum gets a life of its own and jumps from your mouth! This is especially bad if 당신 are talking to someone when it happens.

How about this one? Running right into a door that is closed, like one of those glass sliding doors. 당신 would be surprised how often this happens. It could leave 당신 with a sore nose too!

This one is silly but it happens! 당신 re-send one of those silly chain-mails because 당신 are so afraid that if 당신 don't, something horrible will happen to you.

And finally, at 8am in your first class of the day, 당신 feel really sleepy and 당신 accidentally fall fast asleep in class. The teacher never likes that one much, especially if 당신 snore.

How many of these have happened to you?
posted by Channy101
U guys i need all of your help please?
kay i have 3 질문 n i need 10 답변 4 each please i will need your help?
1st 질문 is... if 당신 found a wallet if ten thousands dollars in it what would 당신 do n why?
2nd 질문 is... if 당신 could go any where in the world where would u go n why
n my last 질문 is... if ur I-Pod 또는 cell-phone fell in the toilet what would u do n why
please everyone i need ur advise and 또는 help with this 또는 else i will get a big fat 0 n my mom doesn`t want me 2 get a big fat 0!
posted by shutyourface
don't worry this 기사 is not about 양 또는 bananas it is about a 더 많이 serious matter.

this is a 토론 and i want everyone 읽기 this
글쓰기 a 코멘트 about what 당신 think is write 또는 wrong

so anyway

here i go

what came first

the egg

또는 the chicken?

thats my 토론 and i want EVERYONE who's a 팬
of 랜덤 to write what they think is right

and become a 팬 of me and become a 팬 of my

and remember

what came first
the egg
또는 the chicken

i am only doing this because i have been
wondering that for ages
posted by meow_girl
One night Demi,Taylor,Selena,Tiffany and Miley had a sleep over.

Selena:Miley....How'd 당신 get in my house?

Miley:.......Well the door was open.....

Tiffany:just forget it.

Taylor:So 당신 broke in?

Miley:No...I just came in.

Taylor:So your trespassing.


Joe:Hey ladies.



Selena:You broke in to my house.

Joe:No...I just smashed the window and came in.

Taylor:So 당신 broke in?


Demi:Get out of here Jacob.

Joe:My name's not Jacob.

Demi:But your 연기 like him.Your a stalker.

Joe:I'm not a stalker.I just follow Selena around everywhere and She doesn't...
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posted by princess829
This may seem hard to believe, but it's true: Justin Bieber's manager has been arrested for NOT tweeting.

Scott "Scooter" Braun, manager for the tween heartthrob, was arrested on Long Island today on charges of reckless endangerment and criminal nuisance, reports AP.

In November, Braun, 28, took Bieber to a mall appearance in Garden City, N.Y. The crowd of teenage girls became unruly, and police told Braun to announce on Twitter that the event was canceled. Prosecutors say Braun waited 1 1/2 hours before Tweeting -- and the riot got worse. Braun's lawyers say he Tweeted seven 분 after cops' request.

Meanwhile, Justin tweeted earlier today:

You've got my total support @scooterbraun Wish 당신 were here in Chicago with us #FreeScooter
posted by CullenProperty
I'm a little pawn still in your game
And 당신 ignore my advances
I turn my head and I look away
But I can't control my eyes are on you

Oh, you're on the run and I'm chasing you
Feels like war with all your glances
I'm just a boy without a clue
And I can't control following you

But it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me
it's alright, alright with me

I know 당신 better than 당신 know
You can fight but it's not over
I say to stop but 당신 start to go
I guess that means it's L-O-V-E

I say to look but 당신 turn away
I say we put our best foot forward
Will 당신 believe,...
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Chapter 2—A New Day…A New Chapter
    Right 다음 to the right one…what if 당신 are, and 당신 just don’t know it? 또는 당신 know it, and they don’t? That’s quite a pickle…why do they say that? Why is it a pickle? Why not say “oh, that’s quite a scone!” 또는 “what a 크랜베리, 적갈색 muffin!” ah…so confusing. So I think that if 당신 are going on a bike ride 당신 don’t need to wear a helmet, 당신 just need to wear one of those big hard headbands. That’s because I was riding in this really short car down a bumpy road and I hit my head on the ceiling. But it didn’t...
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So there has been a lot of new horror 영화 coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help 당신 survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where 당신 are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

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Cool video I found on YouTube! Note: Not my own creation!
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what happens when a five 년 old says f***? this might insult ppg luvers
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