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posted by energizerbunny
No stretch marks, no worrying about your diet, 당신 can get on every ride in carowinds, and other amusement parks


If 당신 wanna gain a little weight all 당신 have to do is stuff your face!! Burgers, fries, shakes...Everything!!!


No hating to try on clothes. No getting embarrassed when someone asks 당신 what your size is 또는 how much 당신 weigh. No hating to look at yourself in the mirror


I mean when 당신 think of women 당신 think of Petite. Right??



I don't wanna offend someone, curbs are great! And all women are beautiful! But for me as an indivisual, it'd be easier to just be skinny lol
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posted by koolamelia
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal 의해 conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what 당신 think."

7. Claim that 당신 must always wear a bicycle 헬멧 as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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posted by selgomez5613
Our 심장 beats around 100,00 times every day.

Our blood is on a 60,000-mile journey.

Our eyes can distinguish up to one million colour surfaces and take in 더 많이 information than the largest telescope known to man.

Our lungs inhale over two million litres of air every day, without even thinking. They are large enough to cover a 테니스 court.

Our hearing is so sensitive it can distinguish between hundreds of thousands of different sounds.

Our sense of touch is 더 많이 refined than any device ever created.

Our brain is 더 많이 complex than the most powerful computer and has over 100 billion nerve cells.

We...
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posted by energizerbunny
Ok, so I have a 17 년 old brother, he's 3 and 1/2 years older than me, and he's annoying


He can be real stupid, he plays with fire, makes bombs, and he jumps dangerous ramps


He's also very bossy, everytime I leave something laying around he's always like "you need to pick that up"..Isn't it the parents job to tell me what to do!!


He has a real smart mouth...you can hardly say ANYTHING without him being all sarcastic and smart about it, he thinks he's so perfect!


He gets hyper late at night...Ok, so it's getting kinda late and I'm on the computer, and I wanna settle down, and he's yelling and...
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posted by princess829
I've always been interested in guys
Guys that come and go
But the first time I saw you, I knew 당신 were her to stay
Or were you? Now that I know our "happily ever after" was all just a big lie!
Oh, oh, oh

I'm about to have my 심장 broken into two
One piece for me and one piece for you
I'll keep mine for the cherished memories
While 당신 go hand yours over to your new girl
And have the cycle repeat itself all over again
Oh, oh
But tonight I'm about to have my 심장 broken into two
And theres nothing 당신 can do

Maybe none of this would've happened
If I hadn't drunk any Mountain Dew that day
Then I wouldn't...
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posted by Dippicus
Found these:

1) Find a six letter word which has an 엘 in the middle, in the beginning, and at the end. Be careful

2) Find two words that have two consecutive a's that are not at the beginning of the word.

3) Find a word that has three pairs of two of the same letters right after one another. Hint: the word contains "ookkee".










Answers: 1. inland (in-l-and)
2. Choices include baazar, baaing, ma;am
3. bookkeeper


Keep looking for 더 많이 puzzles cuz I'll 게시하기 some more!

Don't forget to rate this article!
posted by twilight0girl
zydrate addicts:"i cant feel nothin at all.."
Graverobber:"drug market,submarket,sometimes i wonder why i ever got in.blood market,love market,sometimes i wonder why they need me at all! zdrate comes in a little glass vile..

shiloh:a little glass vile?
zydrate addicts:a little glass vile!

Graverobber:and the little glas vile goes into the gun like a battery.and the gun goes somewhere against your anatomy

zydrate addicts:Ahh,ahh

and when the gun goes off it sparks and your ready for surgery..surgery

Amber sweet:Graverobber..graverobber
sometimes i wonder why i even bother..graverobber..graverobber,sometimes...
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posted by Bibelot
Washington Post Competition asked for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line and least romantic 초 line.
This is the (hands down!!) winner...

'My darling,my love,my beautiful life;
Marrying 당신 simply demolished my life.

I see your face when i'm dreaming;
That's why i always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and HOT;
This describes everything you're not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take the paper bag off your face.

I 사랑 your smile, your face, your eyes;
Damn,I'm good at telling lies!!!.'
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