Man: If I could see 당신 naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw 당신 naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Haven't I seen 당신 someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this 좌석 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if 당신 sit down.

Man: Your place 또는 mine?
Woman: Both. 당신 go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do 당신 do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: 저기요 baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do 당신 like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would 당신 stay there?

Man: Why aren't 당신 married yet?
Woman: What? And spoil my great sex life?

Man: Why aren't 당신 married yet?
Woman:Why aren't 당신 thin?

Man: Why aren't 당신 married yet?
Woman: Because having a husband and a child would be redundant.