1. I wish 당신 were a door so I could slam 당신 all day.

2. Nice legs...what time do they open?

3. Do 당신 work for UPS? I thought I saw 당신 checking out my package.

4. You've got 206 본즈 in your body, want one more?

5. Can I buy 당신 a drink 또는 do 당신 just want the money?

6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted 침대 Thrasher: have 당신 seen one?

8. I'm fighting the urge to make 당신 the happiest woman on earth tonight.

9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and 당신 can blow the hell outta me.

10. I wish 당신 were a 조랑말 Carousel outside Superdrug, so I could ride 당신 all 일 long for a quarter.

11. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.

12. I'd really like to see how 당신 look when I'm naked.

13. Is that a ladder in your stockings 또는 the stairway to heaven?

14. 당신 might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

15. Are those real?

16. 당신 must be the limp doctor because I've got a stiffy.

17. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing 당신 do with your tongue.

18. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be 당신 의해 morning.

19. (Look down at your crotch) Well It's not just going to suck itself.

20. 당신 know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me.

21. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

2 2. F@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name 셰리 주, 셰리, 셰 리 Titsbottom?

23. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

24. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later.

25. Do 당신 believe in 사랑 at first sight 또는 should I walk 의해 again?

26. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said 당신 were looking for me.

27. My friend wants to know if 당신 think I'M cute.

28. Hi. The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

29. My name isn't Elmo, but 당신 can tickle me anytime 당신 want to.

30. I know 우유 does a body good, but DAMN, how much have 당신 been drinking?

31. If 당신 were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public.

32. Wanna come over for some 피자 and sex? No? Why? Don't 당신 like pizza?

33. Baby, I'm an American Express lover...you shouldn't go 집 without me.

34. Do 당신 sleep on your stomach? Can I???

35. Do 당신 wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them.

36. I 로스트 my puppy. Can 당신 help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

37. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get 당신 out of these wet clothes.

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