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1. Angus is for a beefy yet cute boyfriend, 또는 to bolster up the woefully sagging self-esteem of a weak, pasty face limb noodle who does your homework for you.

2. Babe - is a classic cute boyfriend nickname that will only get 당신 in a slight amount of trouble in front of his friends. ( i call mine this)

3. Baby Boo Boo - is for a boyfriend that you'd like to castrate slowly 의해 giving him effeminate names.

4. Bunny-kins - means you're cousins and will be humping like bunnies at the 다음 family wedding.

5. Bunny Wabbit - 당신 may as well stroke his belly with a coonskin 캡, 모자 and feed him grapes when 당신 use this one.

6. Cowboy - this is especially endearing for the male who is quite the opposite, such as a computer nerd.

7. Cuddly 곰 - get yourself a Build a 곰 and save your boyfriend the embarrassment.

8. Handsome - is another classic cute boyfriend nickname that most guys still appreciate. If however, your boyfriend is a pimply-faced dweeb he may think you're making fun if 당신 use this name. (i call mine this)

9. Honey 곰 - might as well call him Winnie the Pooh and put a jar on his nose.

10. Honey Bunny - yes, this is a bunny dipped in honey and one of the 더 많이 sugary and emasculating names.

11. Hot Stuff - this is one 당신 can actually call him in front of his friends.

12. 큰 덩어리, 한 조각 - this one is a bit Old School as in the David Hasselhoff and Pam Anderson days.

13. Master Woody - most of the time, he'll take this as a compliment and an invitation for intimacy, so use it wisely.

14. Mr. Puffy Poopins - yes, he'll 사랑 당신 for this one especially when 당신 say it around all of his family.

15. Romeo - serious 또는 sarcastic, it's all in the tone of the voice. ( i call mine this)

16. Snuggly Doodle - 당신 may be able to get away with this one on Valentine's 일 또는 your birthday, but don't push it on days like Independence 일 또는 Super Bowl Sunday.

17. Sweetie Pie - a standard cute nickname for boyfriends since time began, this one won't get much of a protest even from the macho types.

18. Stud 머핀 - the prime has passed on this one but it still may get 당신 a chuckle.

19. Tiger - classic cute nickname for a boyfriend so use this one as much as 당신 want.

20. Woody Woody Poo Poo - 당신 may as well just put a diaper on his bottom and a binkie in his mouth. It's all over if 당신 call him this.

So, there ends the 상단, 맨 위로 20 list of cute nicknames for boyfriends. Sure, there are a few that I've chosen not the put on the list, particularly those featuring body parts and biological processes. But, at least this list will act as a guide and give girlfriends some do's and don'ts in regard to when to use and when not to use certain names.

The main rule of thumb when it comes to using cute nicknames for boyfriends, is when it doubt, say it in private. Trying out new names in public for all to hear, may just a cause embarrassment and a fight followed 의해 a few choice not so cute nicknames hurled your way. And, that won't be cool, now will it?
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posted by Bluekait
French Fries are deep fried in horse oil in France.

Kittens are born with blue eyes, but change when they get older.

People born in November are 더 많이 likely to become serial killers.

Everything 당신 see is actually upside down and your brain just flips it around.

You can't actually multi-task.

Easily distracted people are the ones who are the most creative.

When a person appears in your dreams, that person misses you.

Music can lead teens to depression.

You are 더 많이 likely to dream when 당신 are depressed.

Your odor is as unique as your fingerprint.

If 당신 tear off paper from bottles, 당신 are sexually...
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posted by FlufflyHands
Everyone is putting stuff up about Walmart, I was smart enough to think of CVS :D (I made these up on my own with no one elses help btw)

1. Resort the medicine aisle

2. Run around like an idiot until 당신 are told to stop, once the person who stopped turns around do it again, repeat this process until your told to leave, then run out like an idiot

3. Go up to the cash register and tell the clerk that someone is "poaching" medicine, then run out of the store

4. Take the magazines 당신 see and tear them to pieces, then go up to the front (were the cash register is) and throw the pieces up the air and...
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posted by australia-101
1. 당신 can't count your hair.
2. 당신 can't wash your eyes with soap.
3. 당신 can't breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in fool!!!

10 Things I know about you...

1) 당신 are 읽기 this.
2) 당신 are human.
3) 당신 can't say the letter P without separating your lips.
4) 당신 just attempted to do it.
6) You're laughing at yourself.
7) 당신 have a smile on your face and 당신 skipped #5.
8) 당신 just checked to see if there is a #5.
9) 당신 laugh at this because 당신 are an idiot & everyone does it too.
10) 당신 are probably going to re-post this to see who else falls for it (Hee-Hee!)

Let me know if 당신 fell for it! :)
posted by awesomeblossom1
Here's some of my fave "I wasnt that drunk" jokes hope 당신 like :)
"I wasn't that drunk"
"You saw a ginger girl eating blueberries and screamed 'No Foxface! Not the berries!'"
"You ran into Walmart and when 당신 heard someone talking on the intercom, 당신 fell to your knees and said, 'God has spoken!'"
"You grabbed my parakeet, threw it at my sisters piggy bank and yelled, 'ANGRY BIRDS!!!!!'"
"You told me to give 당신 a ride 집 and the part was at your house"
"You asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You gave a midget a 버섯 and yelled 'GROW MARIO GROW!!!'"
"You were cutting open pineapples...
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posted by fanfly
A while back I wrote an 기사 about link. I've decided to follow it up with a tutorial on how to make icons! They're actually much the same- the major difference is size.

You will need an image editing program. I use Corel Paint 샵 Pro but I think most people use Photoshop.

There's also the following online programs but I've never used them and this tutorial isn't necessarily meant to be used with them because I have no idea what these programs are capable of doing.


the Size of Your 아이콘 Matters

Now this part is extremely important and I can't tell 당신 how many 아이콘 I've seen that...
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When having a nightmare and 당신 suddenly realized you're dreaming, try not to wake up. Try to explore your dreams...this is cool because you're getting to know that all of those things around 당신 are made 의해 your brain which 당신 sometimes think is completely empty... Also if 당신 know you're dreaming, 당신 can control your dream and 당신 will find it very cool because when you're conscious in your dream, everything is in 3D form. So here are some cool and fun things to do when 당신 suddenly realized you're dreaming...

1. Try to think of your 가장 좋아하는 celebrity. Call out his/her name..like this,"When...
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This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare

The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The 더 많이 he gives to others, the 더 많이 he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer 또는 더 많이 flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a 출처 of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever 당신 ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...
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Man: Where have 당신 been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen 당신 someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this 좌석 empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if 당신 sit down.

Man: Your place 또는 mine?
Woman: Both. 당신 go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do 당신 do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: 저기요 baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do 당신 like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world...
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