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1. 앤젤 Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying 또는 you'll get some action faster than a pit 황소, 불 on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all 당신 want even if she is the kind who will out chug 당신 in 맥주 and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names 당신 never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.

5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get 당신 in trouble.

6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" 또는 "Carnation Instant Bitch".

7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.

8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if 당신 want to lose her.

9. 심, 만 두 - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a 코멘트 about their weight.

10. 과일 Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the 더 많이 당신 call her this, the 더 많이 she'll take it that 당신 think she's mentally unstable.

11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.

12. Goobers - do 당신 really want to go there?

13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.

14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.

15. 양고기 Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when 당신 think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.

16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.

17. 사랑 Lumps - if 당신 don't want hot 수프 poured all over your lap then don't use this one.

18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although 당신 could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.

19. Monkey Butt - if 당신 know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.

20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's 일 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 또는 her birthday. If 당신 use this 당신 know you'll be getting some later.
    

There 당신 have it, a 상단, 맨 위로 20 list of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. 또는 read it and laugh. 또는 at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying 또는 it can send her into interrogation mode.

A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this list wisely and please no wagering.


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Sense whatsupbugs reviewed Hazbin, I thought it'll be a fun excuse to re-review Helluva Boss. Back in the day, Viv made two pilots on her channel, both set in hell. And I knew from the beginning this was the one I preferred, the sitcom styled one starring Brandon Rogers and Richard Steven Horvitz.. Yeah that's right, she has Zim..

Like Hazbin, this series is intended for adult audiences. It deals with strong language, sexual content, and violence..

Like all shows, this has both positives and negatives, though the negatives are why I'm reluctant on watching Hazbin. Sense it's the same creator,...
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I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated 의해 you.
I was so 마법에 걸린 사랑 의해 your beauty that I ran into that 벽 over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.
If beauty were time, you'd be eternity.
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime 당신 passed by, just so I could stare at 당신 a bit longer.
Babe, your beauty makes the morning sun look like the dull glimmer of the moon.
You'd better direct that beauty somewhere else, you'll set the carpet on fire.
If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
For a moment I thought I...
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1)"Why, do 당신 find me irresistible?"

2)"No, I just dress better than you"

3)"You're a double gay. No returnsies!"

4)"I 사랑 the 초 grade insults, *insert name here*. Honestly, isn't it strange how "gay" has come to replace "stupid"? And so what if I was gay? Insulting my sexual orientation is pointless.

NOW...if a girl says you're gay, and 당신 actually are, I find the best burn is: "At least I can get a boyfriend."

5)Look them in the face with a deadpan expression. Simply say, "Yes. I'm gay," and walk away. Take their thunder away. It's such a juvenile thing to say in the first place.
Or...
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1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with 더 많이 than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are 당신 busy?" 또는 "Are 당신 doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all 일 but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...
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(Found it on the internet thought it was pretty interesting.)

You call your victim and 당신 want to confuse them. No laughing 또는 anything, just a normal voice like someone would call you. Me and my 프렌즈 do this a lot.


Script:
You call the person...

Person: Hello?
You: Hello?
Person: Uh, hi. Who is this and what do 당신 want?
You: What? Oh no no no no no! It is 당신 who is calling me. Ok, so what did 당신 need?
Person: No no I didn't call you. 당신 called me. Wait, who is this??
You: NO! I didn't call you! 당신 are the one who called me! Now i ask one 더 많이 time who are 당신 and why did 당신 call my at this...
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Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and 당신 have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)


Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation 의해 saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall 또는 any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way 당신 laugh as 당신 wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt 또는 Uncle. If 당신 dare, hug them.
5. While passing a 랜덤 stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...
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Bored? Need something to spice up your day? Why not annoy the living shit out of someone 당신 love? Here are a few suggestions.

1. Go to the library. Every 15 minutes, go up to the same guy and joke, "Working hard 또는 hardly working?"

2. At the dentist, start screaming as soon as 당신 open your mouth.

3. Stand in front of the TV while your dad is watching a big game.

4. Every 30 분 또는 so, call your friend who is babysitting and breathe into the phone.

5. Scrape your ring 또는 your nails on the blackboard 다음 time you're asked to do a problem at the board.

6. 다음 음악회, 콘서트 당신 go to, yell out "Mmmbop!"...
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Famous Newgrounds content creator, also known as Arin Hanson from the let’s play channel Game Grumps, was once a prolific animator and considered one of the biggest. If 당신 don’t know Arin as an animator, you’d be forgiven for that. Arin Hanson’s old career has been buried and forgotten, but hey, times change right…. Right…. Right?! Hello, boys and girls. Welcome to another episode of Content Cop. Idubbbz here with the new rant article. I ranted before about David Cage and his creeping abilities, but now it’s time to talk about something else. It’s time to hit closer to home....
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