User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: 당신 what 사랑 me ah.
User: I what 사랑 당신 ah.
Cleverbot: 사랑 is a state of being. 사랑 is freedom. 사랑 is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing 당신 won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE 메리다와 마법의 숲 LITTLE 빵 굽는 사람, 토스터 NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told 당신 that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would 당신 like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know 당신 are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with 랜덤 people.
User: You're just a robot created 의해 Usher.
Cleverbot: I think 당신 are human. And 당신 are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The 더 많이 당신 talk to me, the smarter I will get. 당신 really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't 당신 want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked 당신 a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: 당신 telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps 당신 from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps 당신 from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! 당신 beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I hat u.
Cleverbot: 당신 what 사랑 me ah.
User: I what 사랑 당신 ah.
Cleverbot: 사랑 is a state of being. 사랑 is freedom. 사랑 is jumping from a cliff with a smile and knowing 당신 won't hit the ground. That is love.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes it does.
User: DOES THE 메리다와 마법의 숲 LITTLE 빵 굽는 사람, 토스터 NEED TO SLAP A BITCH?!
Cleverbot: Yes is does.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: We have 3 kids, xavier, gertrude, and amnda.
User: No. It's over 9000. I've already told 당신 that OVER 9000 TIMES!
Cleverbot: What would interest you. Tell me and I will blabber about it.
User: Cats.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Blabber about cats.
Cleverbot: What would 당신 like to know?
User: Just blabber!
Cleverbot: I know 당신 are...
User: What?
Cleverbot: These are just conversations with 랜덤 people.
User: You're just a robot created 의해 Usher.
Cleverbot: I think 당신 are human. And 당신 are American. Aren't you?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: But..?
Cleverbot: Yeah, so.
User: Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'm not a violent man.
User: Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!
Cleverbot: How will that help?
User: Come on, just kick the baby!
Cleverbot: I'd rather kick over your dvd collection.
User: *kicks baby* What does that mean?
Cleverbot: The 더 많이 당신 talk to me, the smarter I will get. 당신 really do have that effect on me!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Cleverbot: Don't 당신 want to answer that question?
User: What question? I asked 당신 a question.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. What was the question?
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: I just asked a question.
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: 당신 telling me about your science project.
User: Um, okay. The same part of your brain that keeps 당신 from peeing your pants is the same part that keeps 당신 from doing other stupid things. Hold your pee for smartness.
Cleverbot: Androids don't dream.
User: Science man say, man with full bladder make wise decisions.
Cleverbot: Perchè io sono dio, e mi devi ascoltare, oggi compie gli anni MIo figlio.
User: RAAAHHH!!!!!!!!! 당신 beat me!
Cleverbot: Who is the mean guy?
User: Hi, Billy Mays here!
Cleverbot: Hello billy mays.
User: MAGIC JACK!!! *throws a ShamWow*.
Cleverbot: *falls to the ground* *astonished*.
User: Ew. Is it dead?
