랜덤 Article: 20 things to do in an Exam.

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posted by ciaraluvsjustin

1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep[or pretend to]until the last 15 minutes.Wake up,say"Oh Geez,better get cracking"and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few 분 early
2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming "Andre Andre I've got the secret documents!!"
3.If it is a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it is a long answer/essay form answer in numbers 또는 symbols.Be creative.
4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Throw them at the instructors left nostril.
5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read 질문 out loud,debate your 답변 with yourself out loud.If asked to stop, yell out"I'M SOOOO sure 당신 can hear me thinking."Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6.Bring cheerleaders.
7.Bring a Gameboy,Nintendo DS,PSP etc. etc. and play it with the volume at max level.
8.Bring pets.
9.Do the exam with crayons,paint,or fluorescent markers.
10.Do the entire exam in another language.If 당신 don't no any make one up!!!
11.As soon as the instructor hands 당신 the exam eat it.
12.Come in wearing a full knights outfit,complete with a sword and sheild.
13.When 당신 walk in complain about the heat.Strip
14.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.
15.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.
16.Bring a water pistol with you.Nuff said
17.Bring a friend to give 당신 a back massage during the exam.Insist that this person is needed as 당신 have bad circulation.
18.Bring baloons,blow them up and start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
19.During the exam take apart everything around you.Desks,chairs.Anything 당신 can reach.
20.Answer the exam with the 상단, 맨 위로 10 reasons why the Instructor sucks!!!

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mcrkilljoygirl xD If i do anyrhing of that i will get expeld watever you say it lol

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Without 사랑 ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

She wasn't young, but still a child
There was no innocence
In faded smiles
She called to me as I passed her by
Lady of the night looked in my eyes
She said, I been through some changes
But one thing always stays the same

Without love, there's nothing without love
And nothing else can get 당신 through the night
‘Cause nothing else feels right without love
Whoa

I saw a man down on lonely street
A broken man who looked like me
And no one knows the pain that he's been living
He 로스트 his love, he still hasn't forgiven
He said, I've been through some changes
But one thing always stays the same

Without love, there's...

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Taitlen shae Hughes

posted by fiestagirl12345

This is about a 12 년 old girl named. Taitlen shae Hughes it's a true story. She said I wanted to make a difference in the world. She wanted to fight against bullying. She got bullied to. One 일 she had the worst head ache she old her mom so she went to bed. She fell into deep ac Oma. She died from a brain hemerage. She was a Oregon doner so she saved 4 people's life's. now taitlen shae Hughes is inspiring to a lot of people,

R.I.P 1999 -2011 died November 24th

If 당신 want to hear the fuller story go to YouTube and type in taitlen shae Hughes and 당신 will see a lot if inspiring stories.

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62 Magical Facts about Harry Potter

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As of 2008, Harry Potter 책 have sold over 400 million copies and have been translated into 67 languages.i
A picture of Gandalf the Grey (from The Lord of the Rings) can be seen in the collection of great wizards in Professor Dumbledore’s study in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.f
Author J. K. Rowling recently revealed that Dumbledore is gay and he had a crush on the wizard Grindelwald, whom he later defeated in a wizard duel.a
As every Potter 팬 knows, Dementors are deadly, magical, wraith-like creatures. Rowling revealed that they represent depression and that they were based on...

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New Mexico Chili Cookoff

posted by x-menobsessed26

NEW MEXICO CHILI COOK OFF

If 당신 can read this whole story without laughing, then there's no hope for you. I was crying 의해 the end. This is an actual account as relayed to paramedics at a chili cook-off in New Mexico. Note: Please take time to read this slowly. If 당신 pay attention to the first two judges, the reaction of the third judge is even better.

For those of 당신 who have lived in New Mexico, 당신 know how true this is. They actually have a Chili Cook-off about the time 할로윈 comes around. It takes up a major portion of a parking lot at the Santa Fe Plaza. Judge #3 was an inexperienced...

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Does Anyone want a story/one shot

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Dear, 팬

As the 제목 says does anyone want a story/one shot. As u probly dont know i have just graduated high school with my good friend demon_wolf aka Whinny and since that has happened i have found nothing to entertain me. And to 상단, 맨 위로 it off i have writers block :'( im so sorry im a horrible person for having this curse from hell it happens to me all the time. And so i ask 당신 to please let me know if u want a story/one shot.

If 당신 do happen to read this and say yes you'll help and 당신 give me permission to use your character 의해 making 당신 a story this is what i need from you.

this list...

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The awesome summer (Chapters 1-3)

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(this whole story is in Kerry's POV)
Chapter 1
   I picked up the phone and called Sam. Sam has been my best friend since third grade. He has dirty blond hair and brown eyes. He also lives right up my street. "Hello?" he answered.
   "Hey it's me, Kerry. Has the new kids moved in yet?"
   "I have seen the moving 봉고차, 반 a couple of times but no sign of our new neighbors."
   "I really hope one of them is a girl. No offense but I really want somebody I can talk to about girly stuff, that's not my mom."
   "None taken. I don't want to know about your girl troubles...

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Amnesia part 2:thoughts

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Heres the 2nd part of my story,again sorry for misspells and if 당신 missed my 1st part of the story just click on "read 더 많이 기사 의해 insane4ever" 또는 how ever,its under the article...

You have alredy met our guy right???that lonely guy wakeing up in the middle of the desert without any memories.
After turning around a few times he choses a direction again and starts walking,its getting dark,whitch means its getting cold,he is becomeing woried becouse at night its often veary cold in deserts.he starts running,trying to find anything,any kind of shelter.after 10 분 he finally finds some...

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Rain, sunshine and licerish!(read while listenning to Your body's a wonderland-JohnMayer)

posted by 555YJ

i was sad one day
i was walking in the street
feeling sad and alone
the boy i have a crush on is my first best friend
and my other best friend
who's also a boy
to wich i say everything to
has a crush on me and just admited it
i was walking in the 거리
feeling sad and alone
my house is a little farther
and i'm actually enjoying the nice breeze
i take my 아이팟 out of my jeans pocket
and put john mayer's your body is a wonderland
and i buy some licerish
and i turn the volume up
and start dancing in the street
i get farther from home
to a little hill
and i sleep on the ground lookin up
there's no one 다음 to me
i...

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늑대 Information

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It's been only 15 years since gray wolves, after years of near-extinction, were reintroduced into Yellowstone National Park. The initial group of 66 늑대 were transplanted into the park from Canada beginning in 1995. Now, 더 많이 than 1,545 늑대 roam Idaho, Montana, and Wyoming.Biologists say that a minimum of 2,000 to 3,000 늑대 are needed within the area in order to keep them from disappearing again.The 늑대 have had tremendous 인기 support from the beginning. Their reintroduction has been 의해 far the most publicized and celebrated of any wildlife reintroduction in the U.S. The wolves...

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(Pourqui Tale)The Cause of Stupidity:

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Ferine

The Cause of Stupidity:
Long 이전 in Southern America their was a donkey named, Ferine. Ferine was super smart. He was smarter than all the animals. His IQ was 409. His parents were very proud of him.
One 일 Ferine went to the market and was buying pears. He picked up the pear. The price was 2$. Ferine wanted to buy 2 pears but only had 3$. So, Ferine went up to the counter with 2 pears. The cashier, Monkey said, “That will be 4$ sir.” Monkey was nervous talking to the smartest animal. He was the dumbest animal and his parents were not proud of him. Ferine frowned, “What do 당신 mean? I...

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The Horrible Truth part 1

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Decades 이전 the San Francisco 만, 베이 had been overlapped 의해 the gigantic Golden Gate Bridge. Night and 일 were perfectly separated and there was a balance between buildings and nature. However, ever since Wyatt Halliwell had taken over community, the city was covered in darkness 24/7. The bridge had been blown up when he’d 로스트 his temper once again, which happened lots of times.
Everyone was scared to death for the 참드 Ones son and there were only a handful of people who stood up to him. The rest of the community was murdered on his command 또는 tried to please him 의해 spying on the enemy...

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