Best answer contest : Why is your mom gay?

 Best answer contest : Why is your mom gay?
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so, I am going to post 질문 now and then. 당신 guys will try to give the most funny/sarcastic / (rude if 당신 have to) comeback answers. It will be a competition of who can get the best answer. Don't just answer. aslo try to vote the worthy ones. Leave 코멘트 as well. It will be engaging and fun.
Zippy100 posted over a year ago
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Note: If 당신 vote someones answer, please comnent that "votes best" so that I can tell how many votes one got. At the end of the competition, I will list who got the most votes.
Zippy100 posted over a year ago
 Zippy100 posted over a year ago
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zanhar1 said:
Because she saw your face.
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kingcesar67 said:
Because her daughter is prettier than her husband
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Mauserfan1910 said:
What the fuck did 당신 just fucking say about me, 당신 little bitch? I'll have 당신 know I graduated 상단, 맨 위로 of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the 상단, 맨 위로 sniper in the entire US armed forces. 당신 are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe 당신 the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. 당신 think 당신 can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so 당신 better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing 당신 call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill 당신 in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable 나귀, 엉덩이 off the face of the continent, 당신 little shit. If only 당신 could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" 코멘트 was about to bring down upon you, maybe 당신 would have held your fucking tongue. But 당신 couldn't, 당신 didn't, and now you're paying the price, 당신 goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over 당신 and 당신 will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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AquaMarine6663 said:
no u
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