Weird Pickup Lines

I want weird pick up lines. I want creative pick up lines. I want things that make no sense out of context but could still be used as pick up lines!


Like the lyrics from Tear in my Heart
"The songs on the radio are okay. But my taste in 음악 is your face!"
 BennieBear27 posted over a year ago
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Canada24 said:
Do 당신 think I could borrow that dress sometime?

There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go 의해 myself.

당신 are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed 의해 당신 until I'm 20.

Excuse me, I just noticed 당신 noticing me and I just wanted to give 당신 notice that I noticed 당신 too.

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

I wanna live in your socks so I can be with 당신 every step of the way.

Know what would look good on you? Me.

당신 look much 더 많이 attractive in person than 당신 do through my telescope.

Do 당신 like heavy metal? Because I can teach 당신 how to scream.

Girl, 당신 gotta be tired coz 당신 been runnin through my mind all day.

저기요 can i have a lock of your hair? Cause I want to make a clone out of you.

You, me, sex, now.

I want to take your skin off and wear it as my own

If I follow 당신 home, who 당신 keep me?
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posted over a year ago 
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I 사랑 the third time last one, very straightforward. Gets to the point.
BennieBear27 posted over a year ago
8theGreat said:
Some I remember 읽기 on an old thing in high school.

"I wish I could sew myself to you."

"How much money do 당신 want for your old toothbrush?"

"I bought the most expensive binoculars. That’s how much I 사랑 you."

"You remind me of my sister. In a romantic way."

"My aunt says I’m the best kisser she’s ever known."

"I want to live in a nest of your hair."
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ace2000 said:
당신 look like somebody I know. My 다음 significant other.

I made sure to buy clothes in all the same 색깔 as your clothes and I have been very closely observing your color-wearing habits so now we can look alike every single day

I want to swim in those blue eyes.

I would totally volunteer to be your 셔츠 all 일 in order to feel your abs...

당신 look so good that I've compiled a whole 사진 album of 당신 just sitting in front of me in class

And this is one I didn't just make up but I 사랑 it anyway: "Hey girl, what's your sine? It must be pi/2 because 당신 are the 1".
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posted over a year ago 
CokeTheUmbreon said:
I got a 사진 album of every step 당신 take.

Your nails (claws) sure are yellow. Can 당신 사랑 me til it hurts? (Yellow Claw song related pun)

I wanna taste your red lips to see if they lie. (Skrillex song related pun)

It's the first of the year, so I wanna be the first one 당신 fuck this 년 (another Skrillex song related pun)

That's all I could think of there...
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