post the most stupid 질문 that u have ever heard

Some American Girl on the 팬팝 Chat asked me where i was from and i said '' The UK '' and then she said '' Whats the UK? '' then i said '' The United Kingdom '' and then she said '' Have 당신 ever been to Europe? '' I MEAN C'MON!!!!!!!

#1-aline,y r u tall??

#2-wuld u like a bag with that? *thinks 2 self* no,ill just stick it up my arse shall i? (lmao ;D)

#3-why is a 샌드위치 called a sandwich?

#4-are 당신 an emo?

#5-do 당신 want a slap?

6#-do 당신 have ears?

#7-are 당신 warm up there,cuz your nearer 2 da sun?

#8-do 당신 want a tatoo?

#9-have u started ur period yet?

#10-you do know 뱀파이어 arnt real dont 당신 aline? (mi nan asked me this,cuz i wus talkin 2 her about twilight.an i wus like wtf?im 13!)

well,the list culd b endless,but theese r the most recent

the stupidest 질문 ive ever been asked was whats the number for 911 what the heck kinda 질문 is that

OKAY # 1: HOW CN U DRIVE IF UR ONLY 12????
and secondly, i HAVE heard sum real stupid 질문 tht i even 로스트 count! but the ones tht i hve in mind are real stupid from where i live!


FIRST STUPID QUESTION: This one was asked 의해 one of my classmates, "if u drink ur pee, cn u still live???"
yea tht 질문 is stupid, gross AND obnoxious!
SECONG STUPID QUESTION: Okay my dad asked this one: "Do farts smell sweet???"
YECH! That 질문 is stupid, gross, obnoxious AND embarassing cuz imagine if YOUR dad asked sumthing like tht in PUBLIC???

THRID STUPID QUESTION: Okay this one i read it in a book: "Did my pencil went to heaven?"
YES I KNOW!!! It's from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid! BUT it is stupid, silly, obnoxious, and retarded! BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW THT PENICL DON'T GO TO HEAVEN, AND IF U THOUGHT THT(which I doubt) THEN U GOT SUM PROBS IN UR HEAD!

Well thts about it TTYL ;)

omg i have 2 that are really good that some1 actually said and it was the same person both times!



1.) "Wait, do people speak spanish in spain?" (omg no joke! lol)


2.) Less funny but still good. After i took a trip to portugal the same person asked " So did 당신 see the leaning tower of pisa in Portugal?"

for those of 당신 who dont get how the 초 one is funny (its pretty sad if u dont) its funny because the leaning tower of pisa is in italy

I have two

#1
my teacher said "we are going to have test tomorrow, it will be 15 questions, multiple choice" and this one kid raises his hand and goes "is the 퀴즈 going to be multiple choice?"

#2
"What's a vowel?"

and that was coming from a fourteen 년 old

ok ther was this one time me and my friend (sabrina) got into an argument in class. my friend was so angry she said she hated me.
the teacher then said to my friend. 저기요 sabrina 당신 dont have to get along with nafela (me) to like her. take a look at me and mr obrien (the head teacher of science) theres alot of things we dont agree on but i still like him. sabrina then stood up and said omg mrs does your husband know 당신 like him.

i dont know if 당신 think its funny but i tought it was hilarious

Okay I have a really dumb stupid twin question. This girl wasn't obviously thinking. "Do ever wake up and not know which twin 당신 are?" Seriously I asked her "What's wrong with you?"

This kid in my health class(he is 15)and goes..

How are 아기 made?

Okay... i over heard this one chick ask her friend "What's Einstein's last name?" I was like... WTF! really!

"Girls cant fart can they?"

"wait,whats a verb?"

"today is the first 일 i will not let 당신 borrow calculators."

"Wait,can i borrow a calculator?"

"how do i light this lighter?"

What is the phone number for 911?

And if anyone cares, I'm actually submitting this from my cell phone right now! :)

UPDATE:
A couple days 이전 in History we got off topic when someone asked, "How many states are there?" So our teacher said, "Fifty," and someone asked about other US territories and someone suggested, "Pluto?" It was hilarious XD

What is sex. This girl asked me that.

I was in drama one day, and our teacher was talking about our upcoming middle school musical production of Beauty and the Beast and the auditions dates and information in case we were interested. She said, "if you're not auditioning for a lead role, 당신 can bring some 프렌즈 and sing a little song together for the audition."
Then this girl raises her hand and asks, "Um, what if we're not good singers?"
"Well, Maddie, everyone can at least carry a tune. And if you're in the chorus 당신 will be 노래 in a large group."
"But what if I don't want to sing? Can't I just, 당신 know, lip sync?"

I mean, WTF? 당신 don't lip sync in musicals, and if 당신 think 당신 sing bad, why are 당신 auditioning for something where 당신 SING?

Classmate: What's the difference between and atom and an ion?
Teacher: *long pause* I am thinking of... 19 ways I could kill 당신 right now.

(we were in AP Chemistry, an 당신 learn that like the first 일 of regular Chemistry)

*At school, listening and talking about 3 의해 Britney Spears* friend: *completely serious* omg, yesterday someone told me this song is about a threesome!!!!
I just stared at her... I mean, what do 당신 say to that?

Me and my 프렌즈 ashley and Nicole were listening to a jonas brothers song
When Ashley said "I 사랑 Joe Jonas, he's so hot."
And Nicole totaly serious turns to Ashley and said
"Who's Joe Jonas? Is he in the Jonas brothers band?"
I was like WTF and then started cracking up laughing. o_O


On Friday the 13th I was sitting in my class taking a test (It was totaly silent) When this girl asked "Mrs.P whats the date?"
My teacher looked at her and said "Fiday the 13th."
The girl got mad and said "I know its Friday but whats the number?"
My class erupted into laughter.

"What do 당신 call a mining person?"

xD

Today we were in Intro To Tech class and the teacher was trying to explain the assingment to this one kid. He tells him that what he is looking for is under "k" on the rule sheet. The kid (he's like fifteen actually) says "The number "k"? Also somebody once looked at my 아바타 아이콘 (which at the time was Goren from Criminal Intent) and asked "Is that your older brother?" that 질문 cracked me up. Also, this one girl in my Spanish II class (Monica) asked "How do 당신 say grr in Spanish?"

How old is your twin sister?

This is a 질문 i got after i told them how old i was and that i was a twin. I get a lot of dumbshit twin questions

in 8th grade giana(stupidest girl ever) and me were looking at a map in history and here comes the stupid question...
giana: 'wait, we live in north america?'
me: '...seriously?'
it doesn't get any 더 많이 stupid than giana.

"are 당신 the new kid?"
its gets so annoying!

"Hey Emily? Whats ur name?" i had a name TAG ON!! and he said my name.

Also my ex-friend said, what's does IDIOT mean?

Person#1: 당신 are sloooooowwww
Person#2: I AM NOT SLOOOOOW! Wait I don't get it. Can 당신 explain???

okay my friend seriously asked me this. we were talking and she was telling me of this really cool blanket her nan had knitted for her
"And its made out of really nice sheeps wool," she said. And then she went "huh, i wonder what sheeps wool is made out of." me andthis guy tried to keep a straight face and went, "well i dunno, maybe 코끼리 hair 또는 something," and then she realised her mistake.

And i swear to god i'm not lying about this one. Someone asked this 질문 and i was laughing all through class.

Okay at the moment in pe, we were learning about Sex ED and my teacher was drawing the female reproduction organ (you should get what i mean) and no joke one guy (we are like 14 의해 the way) went, "Is that a goat" and i started LMAO.

다음 one, okay well in class we were 읽기 a novel Lockie leonard and at one point the girl who the guy had a crush on had an embarresing moment where a bunch of tampons fell on her.
Well the class laughed a bit when one guy goes, "Whats a tampon." The whole class busted up laughing but the teacher wouldn't tell him, and so she said, "Ask your mother."
Anyway so the boy wouldn't take that so he actually got up and started rifling through the dictionary he he. I know thats not really a stupid 질문 but it was still really funny.

Another one similar was when i told my friend a rumour giong around about her, someone had called her frigid (Means sexually unresponsive) so when i wouldn't tell her i told her to go ask our teacher being sarcastic but she actually did. So our teacher looked at her and just went, "Why are 당신 talking about thta in my class." She sighed and went to go get a dictionary, she looked it up and started screaming. LOL.

And this is one of mine. We were walking out of class and i was about to call out to my friend and ask where she was when i found her. But i don't know why but i stared at her and still called out, Where are you.

Yes i know, dumb 질문 의해 me he he okay that should do he he.

Once me and my friend were standing at the mall and she looked at a 셔츠 and read the tag and it said (100 percent cotton) And she said, "Is it cotton?"
LOL dumb

once in school there was a new kid named Jen and she asked me, "Hey, Melanie, wats ur name?" it made me wanna 펀치 her in the mouth, really.
Also once she asked me on my birthday right after i announced it to the whole class, "Hey, Mayie, (she didnt remember my name even though she always ask and i tell he)when is your birthday?"

Somebody ask me if Barack and Michelle Obama were siblings.

#1.post the most stupid 질문 that u have ever heard (sorry pretty stupid question)
#2.(happened in class)Kid:How do 당신 draw the moon?teacher:Draw a circle..kid:i don't draw circles well...teacher:.....
#3.How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?..
#4.little brother:whats this mean?(sticks up middle finger)me:Holeyyy shitski!
#5.Why does the wind blow?
#6.*After teacher explains what homework is tonoght*:What's our homework again?


These are just a few that really..are just so retarded i can't describe them... my little bro better stop pulling up the birdy before birdy go bye-bye....XD

in french class there was a test and someone asked if we answer the 질문 in french

"If we wear too much winter clothes would that weigh the car down?"

It was stupid considering I heard this from my auntie -.-"

I have a few.

1.Is there apples in 사과, 애플 pie?

2. What are the Jonas Brothers last names?

3. Someone came up to me one time and asked me,"Hey Boomer, what's you're name?"

Ok. Me and my mom were telling my cousin and my aunt about something that we saw:

Me and mom were driving to town and saw a pad (unused, I shall note) stuck on the stop-sign.

Well, my aunt started making jokes about how the police would find the boys who put it on there, and one boy would say (and I quote my aunt) “It wasn’t me, it was Johnny!”

My cousin said (just as serious as could be) “Was Johnny the one that did it?”…

I don’t think she EVER realized that my aunt was only JOKING!

After the laughter had died away from THAT, my cousin said “Well, anyway, how’d they get it to stick to the sign?”…

I mean, COME ON! What did she expect them to do? Stick it on with Crazy Glue???!

I could understand if she was a young guy, and didn’t know. But we’re talking about a 13 년 old GIRL, who USES them!

True story, 의해 the way.

well... i got a text the other 일 from my friend ans she asked me: "if 당신 were a 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 building a dog house with waffles, how many licks would it take to get to the center of an owl?"

....
i responded with four...

lolz my classmates do this all the time:
Teacher: ok the test is 답변 only
My classmate: teacher is it 답변 only?
xD
teacher: any questions?
one of my classmates: is BEAUTIFULING a word?
(omg i died at this one xD)

my classmates ask stupid 질문 like this all the time xD

(1)"Classmate: Do 당신 like horses?
Me: No.
Classmate: But your 프렌즈 like horses. Are 당신 sure 당신 don't?"

Err, I think I know my own likes and dislikes, and just because my 프렌즈 like something it doesn't mean I do. This is stupid on so many levels.

(2)"Are those birds hibernating?"

Asked 의해 my brother who was 12 years old at the time!

(3)"What age are you?"

Asked 의해 my friend of 3 years, lol! XD

(4) During an Art class at my school, a classmate asked me: "Did 당신 take art?"

No, I took music....!!! Why else would I be in the classroom?? :/

My sister asks quite a few stupid 질문 but they've escaped my mind right now.

When you're upset/crying then someone comes up to 당신 and says 'are 당신 alright?' *well, obviously I'm not if I'm crying....* o_0

"How does this microwave work?"
And she was talking about a 안전한, 안전 XD

WHO IS HOTTER: JOHNNY DEPP 또는 ______ (insert name)

hate these kind of questions, i will always answer: DUH johnny of course!

sounds stupid, i know, but im hooked on johnny<3

"can 당신 help me find my earring?"

"Sure where is it?"

UGH!

NEW CLASSMATE:hi sandra what's your name?
ME:euh i dont know maybe sandra
NEW CLASSMATE:and 당신 are in which class??
ME:are 당신 laughing 또는 당신 are really stupid?we are in the same class