What's the worst pick up lines ever?

Mine: Are 당신 a Slinky? Cause I'd like to push 당신 down the stairs
 darange posted over a year ago
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Mollymolata said:
This one is weird XD
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 This one is weird XD
posted over a year ago 
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"Yes." xD
DarkGirI27 posted over a year ago
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I 사랑 this one!
Bellatrix666 posted over a year ago
Kat-chan said:
Simultaneously the best and the worst: I'm eating skittles. Do 당신 want to taste the rainbow?
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cloudstrifefan said:
Are 당신 from Tennessee? Cause you're the only 10 I see
Woohooo
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DarkGirI27 said:
xD
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 xD
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Kragfan1910 said:
I'm going to penetrate 당신 deeper than a black tip 30-06.
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 I'm going to penetrate 당신 deeper than a black tip 30-06.
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ilovepokemon3 said:
This guy said this to me, trying to pick me up, I'm not going to use his *exact* words' though. "Baby, I got an std but not u." He called himself a stud.....
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IAMYOURENEMY said:
Yes

Me:Do 당신 have any Jewish in you?
Her:No.
Me:...You want some?
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JaimeIrwin said:
"was your father a baker because 당신 got a nice set of buns"
"hey girl was your dad a farmer because 당신 got amazing melons."
"your parents must have been assholes because your the shit."
"Do 당신 like Harry Potter because i got Hogwarts."
"My 사랑 for 당신 is just like diarrhea i can't hold it in."
"If I were a squirel and 당신 were a tree... i'd stuff my nuts in your hole."
"Do 당신 live in a cornfield because i'm stalking you."
Baby you're like a white dwarf 별, 스타 extremely hot but not very bright."
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