If your 침대 pillows could talk what do 당신 think they would say about you?

"Get 당신 heavy head off me."

Stop slobbing on me ya dumb motherfuck!

"Stop drooling"

Well I tend to use my pillows to keep me from crushing my boobs when I sleep. So either they'd say something perverted 또는 they would be scared for life.

"STOP GRINDING AGENTS ME !"

'Stop tossing me on the floor!'

your hair smells good