What kind of cheese do 당신 think the moon is made of?

Swiss.

hmm.....ALL KINDS

as long as it doesn't stink

Gouda cheese. And instead of aliens living on the dark side of the moon, there's just these little statues of Buddha everywhere...made of Gouda.
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I've had this dream for a while 당신 see.

Moon cheese, of course.
Its a special kind of cheese that tastes like butt, with a hint of green and 담홍색, 핑크 pixels.

cheddar

Wensleydale! 또는 Dubliner