I'm only answering this because I wanna answer this.
#1
Someone: You're so mean! You: I'm not mean, it's just that you're an idiot.
#2
Someone: How come she/he gets way 더 많이 팬 than me while she/he is the idiot and I'm the diva? You: Then that explains a lot; you're the idiot.
#3
Someone: Am I really that nerdy? You: [Imitating.] Hi, I'm [his/her name] and I'm so nerdy. I have no style!
#4
Someone: What does sissy mean? You: How come 당신 don't know what sissy means if 당신 are sissy?
#5 Someone: 당신 are really annoying. You: I am annoying; but at least I'm not as dumb as 당신 are.
#6
Someone: 저기요 [your name], what time is it? You: I'm not your clock!
#7
Someone: 저기요 everyone, [your name] is stupid! You: 저기요 everyone, I may be stupid, but [his/her name] is 더 많이 stupid!
WARNING: Only say these insults/comebacks if that person says one of these quotes. If 당신 say this without someone saying it before you; you're in danger.
1. Someone: You're fat. You: Yah, I'm fat, but your ugly. I can diet.
2. Someone: You're such a bitch! Me: A 암캐, 암 캐 is a female dog. 개 bark. Bark comes from trees. Trees are nature. Nature is beautiful, so thanks for the compliment.
3. Me: Im not rude. I just say it how it is. The truth hurts.
4. Someone: OMG, Im so ugly! Me: Yes. That's why 당신 have 97 사진 in an album called 'Me'
5. Me: I see 당신 suffering from a lack of vitamin ME.
