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prophet69 said:
There, there.......... at least your not an ethiopian with apot belly and 15 blue bottles crawling up your nose. : -0 Okay,I'll try. When 당신 go to a restaurant on the weekends and it's busy so they start a waiting list, theysay, "Dufrene, party of two, 표, 테이블 ready for Dufrene, party of two." And if no one 답변 they'll say the name again:"Dufrene party of two." But then if no one answers, they'll 옮기기 on to the 다음 name."Bush, party of three." Yeah, but what happened to the Dufrenes!? No one seems to care! Who can eat at a time like this!? People are missing. 당신 people are selfish. The Dufrenes are in someone's 트렁크 right now, with duct tape over their mouths. And they're hungry. That's a double whammy. We need help."Bush, 검색 party of three. 당신 can eat once 당신 find the Dufrenes." Gentleman: A husband who steadies the stepladder so that his wife will not fall while she paints the ceiling. Gentleman: A man who, when his wife drops her knitting, kicks it over to her so that she can easily pick it up Houswork: What the wife does that nobody notices until she doesn't do it Mistress: Somthing between a mister and a mattress Megaherts: Hurts real bad! Chicken: The only 동물 당신 eat before they are born and after they are dead What's the best way to force aman to do sit?ups? Put the remote control between his toes. How many men does it take toscrew in a light bulb? Three. One to screw in the bulb and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. The 10 Most Important Men in a Woman's Life: 1. The doctor because he says,"Take off your clothes" 2. The dentist because he says,"Open Wide" 3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do 당신 want it teased 또는 blown" 4. The milkman because he says,"Do 당신 want it in the front 또는 in back?" 5. The Interior Decorator because he says,"Once 당신 have it all in, you'll 사랑 it!" 6. The banker because he says,"If 당신 take it out too soon, you'll lose interest" 7. The police officer because he says, "Spread 'em" 8. The mailman because he always delivers his package. 9. The pilot because he takesoff fast and thenslows down. 10. The hunter because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
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