First 당신 must make sure all of your 팬케이크 with syrup traps are in order. 다음 당신 must run to your room and grab your piggybank off your 버섯 stand. Make sure the piggybank is equipped with a whip and a small 오리 needs to be placed inside of the piggy. I hope your following! 다음 당신 must run around your house 노래 the teletubbie theme song backwards. This will open a portal to ancient Egypt. Don't take it. Instead take a stroll down town. 의해 three apples and a churro at a 음식 stand. Enjoy said apples and churro. Sprint home. On your way 당신 see a Nokia sitting on the sidewalk. Call the number that's on the screen. It will ask 당신 if 당신 want to buy bottled sand. Your answer must be "I will be asking 당신 the questions, 당신 child of Satan!" 다음 a gypsy will come out of an alley. Give him the piggybank and continue on. Reach your home. Fight the Spinx that is now in your yard because 당신 left the portal open to long. The Spinx will be reduced to sand. Go inside and wash your hands in the sink and realize the genital was sitting 다음 to the sink. Place genital back in genital sink holder where it goes. And lay off the crack!