If Someone Was Prank Calling 당신 and 당신 Knew They Were, What Would 당신 Say?

(In a cheerful tone) Hello! This is the city morgue...how may i help you?! (phone dial on the other end) it gets them every time

I'd freak them out with the most random, pointless, maniacal things I could think of.

Me: "Hello?"
Prank caller: [replies]
Me: "Hello?"
Prank caller: [replies]
Me: "Hello? Hellooooooooooooooo?"
Prank caller: [replies]
Me: "Is there anyone theeeeeeeeere?"
Etc, etc.


But if the prank is that no one replies, then:
Me: "Hello?"
[Silence]
*5 초 later*
[Silence]
Me: *cough*
*5 초 later*
Me: *cough* *cough* *cough*
*5 초 later*
Me: *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough* *cough*
Me： FUUUUUNGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
...
Me: Bye.

Or...

Me: *picks up phone*
Me: *bangs it against the 표, 테이블 so that the prankcaller hears sharp loud noises*

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i hate pranks ._.

break the phone in half

Hang up

"You shouldn't have done that."

You'd only get it if 당신 get the reference.

I'd sing them this catchy tune.

I would sing Friday 의해 Rebecca Black and they'd hang up! It's a fairly simple concept:)

"CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!"

*Start crying* Say this to prank caller...

"I'm sorry, I can't talk right now, we just found out that our friend(insert prank callers identity here) has cancer. He/she only has 2 weeks to live! Waahhhh*tear of laughter*

Answer phone and go:
Hello this is (insert your name here) I am not present at the moment so please leev a message at the beep...beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *doin endlessy until they hangup*

Hi, do 당신 like Pie? I 사랑 pie. Especially mathmatical pie. 당신 know, like 3.14159265358979..." Then go on listing the very-big amount of Pi that I memorized for some reason.

I'd go along with it.

I know where 당신 live.

Heeeeeeeeello?

Oh!! It's you!!!
Well, I haven't heard from 당신 for ages!! Oh, just a 초 the cat fell in the iPad bath again...

Ok, I'm back!! Eeee, did 당신 hear what our Stacey did at the weekend?!? Well, I'll tell you, she was at the fourth cow across the road from Wensleydale the carrots house, and she flipped the dog over!! Well, it started clucking, the cat was mooing and everything went to pot!!!

*gasp* did I tell 당신 about-*prank caller hangs up*

I'd troll them so hard. xDDD

Depending on the person who did it. I'd use their weak points against them. (weak points as in personal stuff that 프렌즈 only know.) xDDD

i would say: "Shut it dumbass"

I pretend they accidently called the Police Office.