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What is the creepiest pickup line 당신 have ever heard?

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Mine:
There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go 의해 myself.

LOL, a guy in 9th grade said that to me when asking me out! I said no (obviously) Do 당신 guys have any creepy pickup lines?


 cuteypuffgirl posted over a year ago
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wierdgem7 said:
Hey, can 당신 catch me.I think I'm falling... for you!!

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AWE! how is this creepy? ^ ^ <3
coriann posted over a year ago
cleo-mermaid said:
장미 are red
Violets are blue...

Let me put my dick in you

xD
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XD
girpandababies posted over a year ago
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Seems legit! XDD
trainofdoom82 posted over a year ago
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wth it works?
coriann posted over a year ago
Me_Iz_Here said:
"I want to treat 당신 like my homework. Slam 당신 on the 책상, 데스크 and do 당신 all night long."

And I'm just gonna casually leave this video here. ._.
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posted over a year ago 
victoriya121212 said:
all of these.

Germany: Would 당신 like to sample my bratwurst?

Italy: My tower of Piza stopped leaning when 당신 walked in.

America: Would 당신 like to take a trip to the Washington Monument?

Canada: Let me show 당신 how well I handle my hockey stick!

England: My Big Ben just struck 12

Ukraine: What? girls don't need pickup lines, we have boobs.
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all of these. Germany: Would 당신 like to sample my bratwurst? Italy: My tower of Piza stopped leaning when 당신 walked in. America: Would 당신 like to take a trip to the Washington Monument? Canada: Let me show 당신 how well I handle my hockey stick! England: My Big Ben just struck 12 Ukraine: What? girls don't need pickup lines, we have boobs.
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what do they say???
11sockmonkey posted over a year ago
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I can't read them. Can 당신 tell me what they say? The pictures look so funny... With da raep faces and such.
XxXLolaXxX posted over a year ago
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^It's a joke from Hetalia. Don't take it too seriously. That show makes fun of my country as well.
BlindBandit92 posted over a year ago
Usui--takumi said:
"Does this rag smell likechloroform to you?"
"Hi, I'm a fashion photographer. Would 당신 like to be in my 다음 사진 shoot?"
"Do 당신 believe in helping the homeless? If yes then takeme 집 with you."
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have people actually ever said these to you?
cuteypuffgirl posted over a year ago
annabeth-crazed said:
quote from the midnight beasts "book at us now"

how do u like ur eggs, poached, scrambled 또는 fertilized?
-ashley horne (boy, just saying if ur confused)

"im guessing ur legs are like tescos-always open"
-ashley horne

they both made me go "wait, WHAT?" when i read them.
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posted over a year ago 
dreamcatcher321 said:
Nice legs what time do they open?
And
Baby did 당신 just fart? Cause 당신 blow me away!
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lmfao!!!!!!!!!!!
coriann posted over a year ago
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XDXDXDXDXD
coriann posted over a year ago
InvaderRife said:
Mine

Heeeeey babe?Wanna see an R rated film called Wanna Have Sex?

I just punched him in the face and left
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O-------------O
coriann posted over a year ago
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yep
InvaderRife posted over a year ago
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somebody said that to me too;p
TotalDramaChick posted over a year ago
Champman3 said:
The most frequently used on me;Can I have your penis...I mean would 당신 like to come inside of me...err um,Wanna go to a dark place,and*I leave* I meant a movie this time
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LOL! lmfao ^ ^
coriann posted over a year ago
Twilight_Dream said:
You're so cute. I wanna lock 당신 up in my basement, naked.
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O.O....creepy
coriann posted over a year ago
smartone123 said:
"hey little kid 당신 want to come into may car for candy?"
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AAAHHHHH!!!!!!! D:
coriann posted over a year ago
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Pedobear.^
NikkiLovesMJ posted over a year ago
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:3
smartone123 posted over a year ago
NikkiLovesMJ said:
Revenge? Nah, I'm too lazy. I'm gonna sit here and let karma fuck 당신 up.


o.o ..
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posted over a year ago 
TotalDramaChick said:
My friend Dominick told me that his other friend told him these(he didnt use it on him he just told him)

Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do 당신 want it in the front 또는 the back?

I dont want to come between you... 또는 do I

I'd like to name a multiple orgasm after you.

The ones that were used on me were

Do 당신 like rainbows, cause 당신 can taste my 무지개, 레인 보우 any time.


장미 are red
Violets are blue...

Let me put my dick in 당신

Wow, People in my school are wacked up.. xD


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posted over a year ago 
kissgwen13 said:
everytime i look at your picture 당신 always look so beatury so bright why won't 당신 go out with me just let me 사랑 당신 and Hold 당신 around your waist..;) please gurl your hot!!! my friend guy friend said dis.
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posted over a year ago 
thejokersgirl13 said:
Creepy pickup line:

I heard you're going to bed. Mind if I Slytherin?

O_O
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Hahaha
NinaDobrev13 posted over a year ago
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lmfao
coriann posted over a year ago
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Hiii coriann! :D
thejokersgirl13 posted over a year ago
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