Last year, I forget when it was but some guy i use to go to school with came up to me and was like "hey baby let me put my 초콜릿 in ur whip cream" then is freind was like "i want that @$$ on u, i want it all night, wanna come to my 어린이 침대, 침대 sweets, i wanna make it feel good all night!"
I was like *WHOA BACK UP RERWIND AND DONT COME BACK! O_O*
umm sum 1 at skool told me as he was passing 의해 listening to his i pod and i quote "this is the kind of weather 당신 get naked in" i didnt say anyting but once he passed i started busting up laughing the 다음 일 i was walking 집 from school and he runs up bhind me and goes do i know u have we met and im thinking to myself u freak!!!! it was funny but now he's awesome!!!!
ok my friend said this too me do u make faces when u poop and when u poop do u grunt. i have weird 프렌즈 i know and then we were in gym and she said u ever wonder how old people have sex. and then she made moaning noises and was humping the floor i was dieing. she was all out in the open. and then my guy--friend. rubbed on my arm and said.. are u nervousss. that was too fucking weird and it was during an assembly.lol
posted over a year ago
no mine would say way weirder stuff not kidding at all unfortunately
and i quote: "hey ally whats the first thing that pops into your head?" "umm" "DONT THINK ABOUT 담홍색, 핑크 ELEPHANTS!!" ...the other one was something i started while talking to my guy friend. "Josh give me your ball." "no! i'm not giving 당신 my balls!" "Just lets me see your balls!" "ALLY! we do NOT say that!!" "...i just wanted to play with your balls..." (dont get the wrong idea.he had a bouncy ball)
It went along the lines of, 저기요 Zanw*** I bet 당신 have big b**bs I want to f*** 당신 tonight will 당신 be my boyfriend. I bet 당신 have no 프렌즈 so I feel bad for 당신 so 당신 better accept my offer it may be the only one 당신 get. 사랑 당신 please f*** me tonight.
but my best friend is about the same and he said "see that hot chick over there,dont 당신 just wish she was naked,oh and........a grandma" i was like wtf man!!! And then he said "jus trying to make 당신 throw up" so the 다음 일 i ragby tackled him into some bushes xD
so i was at a playground (a couple years ago) and this 랜덤 boy came up to me and said i was beautiful......and then said he loved my shoes...so he got on the floor and touch my shoes O.o it was weird and creepy! :/
Very Nice But Very Weird Priest: Don't worry about people telling 당신 you're going to hell. I think you'll like it there. Me: O_O (that was the last time I ever went to chuch xD)
Out of the blue, my friend turned around to me and graped my stomach and started grasping it. And said; "No good for the baby" In a Italian accessent..
My teacher was talking to a 터틀, 거북 someone brought in, and he said, "I think he's trying to dougie." The whole class laughed, but I didn't hear a word he said and just laughed with the class.
