ZE RUSSIAN MAN RUNZ AVAY, SOON TO BRINGZ BACK HIZ VIFE TO BEATZ ZOU UP... ZHE HAZ ZE 칼, 나이프 VHILE ZOU HAVE ZE CUPACAKZE... HOWZ DO ZOU USE IT IN ZOUR DEFENZE????
Throw the 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 at a pigeon sitting on a pole nearby startiling it, hope the russian man is a animal lover who will rush over to help the stunned bird who thinking the man is the one who assaulted him fly into his face screeching and clawing at his eyes. His wife will start to rush over to help him, trip over a 랜덤 bannana peel, fall and stab herslf through the 심장 with her 칼, 나이프 killing her instantly while her husband, whose eyes have been gouged out slowly dies from blood loss. I'd befried the bird, name him Mr. Tweetums and make us both cupcakes. The end.
Whips out a bottle of insidious explosive whip cream, seemingly harmless yet dangerous enough to blow up all of Russia, sprays it on the cupcake, throws it at the Russian guy and his wife, runs away 노래 "Friday", a song terrible enough to block out the noise of an explosion, while he and his fatass 보드카 wife blow up. THE END. OH SHIT. WHERE DID MY 컵 케이크, 컵 케익, 컵 케 익 GO? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........!
