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E_M_LoVeRFaN said:
Yo Mama's like a 도서관, 라이브러리 - open to the public. Yo Mama's so stupid she 스톨, 훔친 a free sample. Yo Mama's so stupid that when she saw a "Wet Floor" sign she did. Yo Mama's so stupid she can't read an audio book. Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Thailand was a men's clothing store. Yo Mama's so stupid she thought Meow Mix was a dance record 의해 cats. Yo Mama's so stupid she failed a survey. Yo Mama's so fat, when she backs up she beeps. Yo Mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family. Yo Mama's so fat her belly button has an echo. ANNND: Yo Mama so stupid, she sold her car for gas money! Yo Mama so stupid, I told her to buy a color TV, she came back and said "what color?" Yo Mama so stupid, she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. Yo Mama so stupid, she gave birth to you. Yo Mama so stupid, she needs twice as much sense to be a half-wit. Yo Mama so stupid, when the pc said "Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the Any key. Yo Mama so stupid, she spent twenty 분 looking at an 주황색, 오렌지 주스 box because it said `concentrate. Yo Mama so stupid, I put a Scratch-N'-Sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool and she drowned. Yo Mama so stupid, she was on the corner with a sign that said "Will eat for food." Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks 과일 펀치 is a gay boxer. Yo Mama so stupid, she leaves the house for the 집 Shopping Network. Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a billboard that said "Dodge Trucks" and she started ducking through traffic. Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked out of a 바꿀 수 있는, 컨버터블 car with the 상단, 맨 위로 down. Yo Mama so stupid, when she messed up on the computer and tried to fix it with whiteout. Yo Mama so stupid, she saw a sign that said caution wet floor, she peed. Yo Mama so stupid, if she got a penny for her thoughts, you'd get change. Yo Mama so stupid, it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. Yo Mama so stupid, when she saw the NC-17 (under 17 not admitted) sign, she went 집 and got 16 friends. Yo Mama so stupid, she took a spoon to the Superbowl. Yo Mama so stupid, she hears it's chilly outside so she ran outside with a bowl. Yo Mama so stupid, 당신 have to dig for her IQ! Yo Mama so stupid, was born on Independence 일 and can't remember her birthday. Yo Mama so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo Mama so stupid, that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order! Yo Mama so stupid, she could trip over a cordless phone! Yo Mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterbacks a refund! Yo Mama so stupid, she asked 당신 "What is the number for 911" Yo Mama so stupid, she took a ruler to 침대 to see how long she slept. Yo Mama so stupid, she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo Mama so stupid, she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo Mama so stupid, she studied for a drug test. Yo Mama so stupid, she thought 타코 벨 was a Mexican phone company! Yo Mama so stupid, she tried to drown a fish!
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