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Me and my friend Sean were making jokes today and I wanted to make a 질문 like this. Here are my two jokes I made today ^_^

What do 당신 say to a T.V when it wants to get horny? Turn yourself on

What do 당신 say to a 오리 to shut up?
Quack Up


What are your jokes?, and do 당신 like mine?
 16falloutboy posted over a year ago
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Hinata-Snow said:
Yours were ok, heres mine: a clothing store opens up. The owner is alarmed when a similar store opens up on the left of his with a big sign saying, 'lowest prices' then another store opens up on his right with a bigger sign saying, 'greatest deals' the owner of the middle store decides to put up a huge sign over his store that says, 'main entrance'
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Haaahahahahahaahhhahahahahaahaha
Insane4ever posted over a year ago
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haha funnny!
AlexSelenaRules posted over a year ago
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haha that's funny.
x-menobsessed26 posted over a year ago
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Hahahahaha.!!!!
everybody_lies posted over a year ago
ros59 said:
Yo mama so big that Jabba the Hut said "Dang!"
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iamagagamonster said:
it only works if im talking to u
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Persephone713 said:
Its actually a riddle:

what is The galaxies most 인기 coffee shop?
Java the Hutt.

What is Princess Leia's stripper name? Princess Lay-a: her specialty is a " Han Job"

What Doesnt Luke want to go Chritsmas Caroling with Yoda: cause he sings like this

"A Merry 크리스마스 we wish you" " A Merry 크리스마스 we wish you" and a " to 당신 년 of New Happy"
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*Why doesnt , not What doesnt
Persephone713 posted over a year ago
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That's funny. Kinda reminds me of Larry the Cable Guy 별, 스타 Wars.
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RandomOne said:
No, i really don't think your jokes are funny, but dey're clever. my opinion.
my joke:
Two parents got into a huge fit. The mom called the dad a "bastard", the dad called her a "bitch". Their little son walked in. "What does 'bitch' and 'bastard' mean?" he asked. His parents told it meant 'ladies and gentlemen'
The 다음 day, the parents got over the fight and decided to have sex. "Feel my titties," she said. "Feel my dick," he said. Their son walked in and asked what those words meant. His parents told him that it meant "hats and coat".
On Thanksgiving, the dad cut himself shaving. "SHIT!" he yelled. His son walked in and asked "What does that mean?" The dad said it was the brand of shaving cream he used.
Downstairs, the mom cut herself while stuffing the turkey. "Fuck," she said. The son walked in and asked again "What does that mean?" She told him that's what she called stuffing the turkey.
The doorbell rang. It was the relatives. The son opened the door for them. "Okay, bitches and bastards," he said "Put your titties and dicks on the 침대 in the upstairs room, while my dad finishes wipes shit off his face and while my mom fucks the turkey,"




Yes, i realize he walks in a lot
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what.....are 당신 serious? my jokes are funny
16falloutboy posted over a year ago
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