Whenever the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn is chasing you, the Good 담홍색, 핑크 Flower-Shooting Unicorn is always close by. They're twins, see, and they can't be too far apart, despite the fact that they're 쓴, 쓰라린 enemies. So all 당신 gotta do is scream "PENGUINS CAN FLY" really loud as 당신 run, and then the Good Unicorn will be there in a matter of minutes. 당신 just gotta hold out until he comes, 'kay? And it'll be super awesome when he does come because he shoots fire-dousing 꽃 out of his mouth, and they can defeat the the Evil Green Fire-Breathing Unicorn for a bit. Just for a bit, mind, so 당신 gotta keep running even after the Good 담홍색, 핑크 Flower-Shooting Unicorn comes.
Ignore the voices in your head, it's the Evil Green Fire-breathing Unicorn talking to you, trying to get 당신 to have a 차 party with him! If he some how makes 당신 have a girly 차 party with him, do not drink the tea. I repeat DO NOT DRINK THE TEA, 또는 else 당신 would be shooting 나비 out your butt for a week. But I did hear from the magical woodlen 요정 that the scones are okay. 또는 was it the jam... Well, one of those turnes 당신 into a one eye troll, so I suggest 당신 eat none. But wait here's a better idea, DON'T LISTEN TO THE VOICE.
Keep running until 당신 see a 무지개, 레인 보우 made up of colours of Red, Blue and Yellow, once 당신 found it shout 'I Belive I Can Fly!' at the 상단, 맨 위로 of your voice until a crocodlie with red eyes, a scorpione tail on it's head and can walk on two legs appereas in a puff of cheese colourd smoke in front of you, he is friendly. He will take 당신 to safty.
the unicorn is alergic to pants so all u have 2 do is eat ur pants and keep running than once its "dead" from the fumes then u keep running b4 it eats your soul and about the voices in ur head m i would have that checked out 의해 a doctor. also if u say dont eat me to the unicorn it will take it as offense and get a whole football team of 유니콘 to beat u up. take my adivise and u wiill be safe