pie!

One day, Sarah was minding her business surfing the internet, booking a flight to Maine where her father was ill.

As she pointed and clicked, she started to smell something burning.

She ran around the house, but, failed to find the source. As she sat back down at the computer desk, she noticed that the smoke was actually coming from the computer!

She panicked and started running around her house, packing her children into a briefcase. As she dialed 911 on the cell phone, she swung open the front door and there it was.

An estranged ostrich was sitting on her front porch drinking wine and smoking a cigar. Startled, it violently pecked at Sarah in both of her eyes until she couldn’t see, blinding her for life. Her children started screaming. Ostriches take children screaming as a sign of food, so, the fierce beast ate all of the children. Blood was dripping everywhere.

If 당신 don’t send this to at least 10 people in the 다음 minute, your computer will begin to smoke and set your house on 불, 화재 and an ostrich will eat your children and peck out your eyes.

If 당신 send this to 20 people you’ll still have your sight, however, the ostrich will eat your children. And possibly any cute pets like 고양이 또는 강아지 that are living in your house.

If 당신 send this to 30 people, you’ll die. Eventually and inevitably.

295 people have gotten aids 의해 not sending it to 30 people.

당신 have 1 minute.


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sorry i was bored dont hate on me!
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cmrm said:
And 의해 posting this 당신 won't have pie.
Too bad.
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* givs u pie *
CassandraLopez posted over a year ago
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to me?
cmrm posted over a year ago
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yw
CassandraLopez posted over a year ago
xBiebersGirl16x said:
*throws pie at u* (; (;
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* givs u a pie back with a basket of 쿠키 and eats the pie u threw at me *
CassandraLopez posted over a year ago
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(; (;
xBiebersGirl16x posted over a year ago
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xD
CassandraLopez posted over a year ago
UmOkayThen said:
Well I don't have a computer so yeah...

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LOL
CassandraLopez posted over a year ago
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how can 당신 be on 팬팝 without a computer LOL
ShadowQueen013 posted over a year ago
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pie?
CassandraLopez posted over a year ago
ShadowQueen013 said:
Awww I thought this was about pie! :( I wanted pie *pouts*
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* givs u pie*
CassandraLopez posted over a year ago
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awww thank you! *eats pie* yummy that was some good pie :)
ShadowQueen013 posted over a year ago
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cool thanks LOL
ShadowQueen013 posted over a year ago
Rainsky57 said:
I have a pet eevee!
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 I have a pet eevee!
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cool story bro
CassandraLopez posted over a year ago
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sweet, i 사랑 eevees
katana64 posted over a year ago
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xD
CassandraLopez posted over a year ago
amethyst44 said:
to bad for me *shrugs* i was gonna get pecked 의해 an ostritch sometime in my life, so im not worried if it happens before the 다음 hour.
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LOL
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dustfinger said:
HAha this amuses Audrey 2. He supports eating children.
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 HAha this amuses Audrey 2. He supports eating children.
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O.O
CassandraLopez posted over a year ago
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Anybody remember the flying hamburgers?
BoltMegaFan posted over a year ago
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They didn't have flying hamburgers in Little 샵 of Horrors. Did they?
dustfinger posted over a year ago
dragonrider said:
Neil doesn't like this.
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 Neil doesn't like this.
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LOL !
heyitssmarsx3 posted over a year ago
katana64 said:
:P why dont 당신 make me send the message baka
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LOL
CassandraLopez posted over a year ago
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if i see an ostrige in front of the door i will just stab it with my sword because i know that will be faster that a scared ostrige
katana64 posted over a year ago
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im serious, i do have a katana
katana64 posted over a year ago
heyitssmarsx3 said:
sweeney todd is my bodyguard(: no ostrich will get 2 me muahaha ((;
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LOL
CassandraLopez posted over a year ago
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he doesnt approve of such things
heyitssmarsx3 posted over a year ago
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lolz
CassandraLopez posted over a year ago
kylie925 said:
i am so not sending that


here's my pie album from photobucket
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LOL u dont hav 2
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