I kicked a cow's leg then he mooed and shot up into the sky and began hovering over me. His eyes turned red and started glowing. Then out of nowhere he began shooting 고양이 out of his eyes. I dodged most of them but then i heard a booming MEOW! It was a giant cat! Him and the cow began fighting!
The 고양이 drove off with my soul in a stretch Hummer, and Peter Pan 스톨, 훔친 my shadow and cut it up into little pieces to feed it to the flesh eating fairy pirate green aliens of Zagon-12.
And . . . he made me tell your darkest secret *looks down in shame*
posted over a year ago
wait, is it just IS's secret 또는 ALL our secrets? *sounds worried*
HOWIE MANDELL ATE THE COOKIES! UGH! WHY IS HE DOING THAT? EVERY WEEK I GET 더 많이 쿠키 AND THEN HE EATS THEM! WHAT THE HELL? Here is his partner in crime: Rowe, from Lerner and Rowe. Poor Lerner. He never had a chance.