How 랜덤 are u?

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The sky was 주황색, 오렌지 yesterday. I took my bow and 애로우 and shot the clouds. Then it rained 무지개, 레인 보우 colored 초콜릿 bars and my sister went mad because there wasn't any cake and I ate the last piece of her speshalz home-made cake then my girlfriend shot her and then she was better and we turned into zombies, ate some Twinkies, and lived happily-freaking-after.
... then I raped a cow.

And that's just the beginning.

When the 무지개, 레인 보우 chocolates melted we took the raped cows and went swimming in it and joined the 무지개, 레인 보우 community because we're sexy like that. Then detective 엘 found out that Light WASN'T Kira after all because my sister's name is Keira and she has a black notebook. Mello came along to eat the 무지개, 레인 보우 초콜릿 then got raped 의해 my cousin. Then she got pecked 의해 a blue chicken.
In other words, yesterday was pretty normal.

what? really? no...YOU DID! WHY DID 당신 EAT MY HORSEY, REBBECCA! CURSE YOU!!!!! YAHHH! REBBECCA IS DEAD! PARTY! CURSE YOU!! 당신 KILLED REBBECCA! WHY? YES! I'M SO HAPPY! 당신 KILLED REBBECCA! WHAT??????????????????YOU ATE 프레드 TOO? DAMN YOU! ALRIGHT! 당신 ATE FRED! YEAH! I WILL KILL 당신 FOR KILLIN 프레드 AND REBBECCA, MY BEST FRIENDS! *stabs 당신 with a piece of dust* TAKE THAT! REBBECCA AND 프레드 ARE MY 123 ABC ENEMIES! 당신 ATE MY HOUSE TOO? YEAH! KILL YOU! AND HAVE A PARTY! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! DAMN 당신 FOR EATING! KEEP EATING! IT IS GREAT! AS YOUR PUNISHMENT, 당신 MUST TRY TO CATCH THE DOTS!

heres a true story..you see iwas walking through a rainforest and then i saw..a coww a purple cow and it meowed at me!! i like picklews and then i ohh guess what yesterday i saw a unicorn!!! my best freiends like oranges bcause they can talk and i make no sence so if i anyone tells meim confused what nevermibfd i dont know what im 글쓰기 this is supposed tro be 랜덤 and yes it is so u cant say it isnt and dill pickles are invading the sky so watch out i like 나비

Not 랜덤 at all. I was done being 'random' when I was 11.

moo, i am a fish

Me: I'm not really that rando- PIKACHU!!! I THOUGHT I TOLD U TO PUT AWAY THAT BAZZUCKA!!!
Pikachu: *points bazzucka*
Me: *starts dancing* ♪Can't touch this. Na na na na, na na, na. Can't touch this. Na na na na, na na, na na. HAMMA TIME♪
Pikachu: TT_TT Why do I even talk to her. *fires bazzooka*
Me: Gasp! 당신 can tal-
*BOOOOOOOOMMMM*

Im 랜덤 enough to 가입하기 this group.

- I was riding in the car with my dad, both silent for like 10 minutes. Then I asked him, "Hey dad, has there ever been a 일 in your life when 당신 didn't see a wall?"

- I've had a conversation for like 30 분 about Pickletoids. (A mixture of a 간물, 피 클 and an altoid)

- I have a sign in my room that says "Insane Asylum."

- My cat's breath smells like cat food.

The 잔디 is green but the - oo, Reeses... Phiscally fit I like to 옮기기 it and eat chocolate..... I wish I had a..... Idk

I like bananas. Its 땅콩 버터 젤리 time 땅콩 버터 젤리 time!!!!!!!!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh im chocobo hunting

I 사랑 wireless keyboards, but that was actually relevant to something, so I'm not very random.

I 사랑 candy!! 캔디 makes me hyper!! me+hyper=bad
bad makes my mommy and daddy mad..mad makes me cry..crying is sad..sad is!!!!>...........BUTTER

wet and sticky is icky sticky and wet makes mommy upset, and when mommy's upset *says in a dark voice* NO Body Is HAPPY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like your beard
because 당신 your 사랑 your 사랑 is my drug.
Your 사랑 your love
waves on swim so they hatein' on him.
당신 were designer shades just to hide your face.
A monkey at my banana! Give it back u stupid monkey. fine u can have it. *Yells* No i want it back now! *takes deep breaths*
Yes I'm a Dark blue.
He was like this and I was like that, then she was like no way and I was like whatever he's totally eating a 샌드위치

today started out pretty normal:i woke up at 2 am to hispanic at the disco on the radio.i got up to take the trash out in my underwear(cause that's how i sleep)but i tripped over the fishball and broke it and 프레드 물고기 LXVII died so i fell asleep in the hall and woke up at 8 when my mom went to work(cause she works at 8:30 and we live half an 시간 away)and the trash was already taken out 의해 my brother who has asthma.i got up and made a 빵 굽는 사람, 토스터 strudel which took 5 min to bake and half an 시간 to eat.but here's where it gets wierd:i saw a white light coming out the fridge door.i opened the fridge and was instantly transported to a room that was clear except for a chair and a message on it that said:if there is a room that has walls 8 feet thick and is underground,how do 당신 get out?i looked up and there was no ceiling so i climbed up and got out and saw a 오리 horse named vertigo.i rode him into a town full of germans.that's the one european language i can't speak and none of them can speak english,but one of them can speak freanch so i told him what was wrong and he raised me as his child until i was 78 and full grown and went to the moon because people turned that into a fake earth and i met a nice man and settled down and had 8 kids named flalala.and then it turned noon and i hadta go to shool.and while i was gone my brother had an asthma attack and died...oh and then i found five dollars.

POTATOES!!!!! wait your a cat? Wait bring your DS!!! NO NOT A MAD HOBO!!! LOL im honestly too random

A 레몬 peed on Miley Cyrus Yesterday! XD

That depends how much caffeine i have

Elmo likes bananas.. :)

Very :)

초콜릿 rainbows.

very random...