"When life gives 당신 lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave 당신 the lemons until they give 당신 the oranges 당신 originally asked for"
Thanks:) It was a pick I found on Deviantart. The 질문 kind of reminded me of the quote in them. I don't think they have movie rights. At least not yet, I hope^^
i was a 레몬 once and life gave me and my friend to humans so they turned my friend into 레몬 에이드, 레모네이드 and i escaped and then got turned back into a humn. i miss Leonard :'( WHY SHOULD 당신 MAKE LEMONS?? i'd ask the lemons what's up and trust me, u'll get an answer. so PLEASE don't make lemonade, that's cruel!!!!
shrug, cut it open, try to eat it, put a burger in it, chuck it back and scream: IF 당신 EVER THROW LEMONS AT ME AGAIN, I'LL KICK 당신 IN THE NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRR!!!!!!!
1. Throw them back and yell “TASTE THE RAINBOW!” 2. My mom always said “when live gives 당신 lemons make lemonade.” But what if I don’t want lemonade? What if I want 사과, 애플 juice? 또는 maybe even 주황색, 오렌지 juice. Then what? 3. Pretend 당신 never saw them an continue walking. 4. Sue life for injuring you. 5. And finally, if all else fails.. screw the lemons and go for candy. [Why? Because candy’s not bitter!]
posted over a year ago
당신 can't sue life for injuring 당신 if it didn't injure you!(handing of lemons doesn't usually injure the reciever...)
Lick it, smell it, then draw a smiley face on it and call it my friend! I'll name it Shyshoo..>u> (I'll take it anywhere I go.. And real close and personal with it..:})
Make 레몬 에이드, 레모네이드 . Start a 레몬 에이드, 레모네이드 franchise. Use the profit to buy a MR1. Take your revenge and see if Life is stupid enough to give 당신 lemons again.
cuz squirting them in peoples eyes is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo last 년
Squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. XD, that's not my saying, I found it on a article. I can't remember the user's name though :(
Ask them, 'Life, what is it with 당신 and chucking lemons? What did the 레몬 do to you? I mean really, It's like 당신 have OLD (Obsessive 레몬 Disorder). Your about to make me have Lemonophobia 또는 something. With your being famous, being Life, I'd thoght you'd chuck Godiva chocolates...'
...you chase them around the cafeteria threatening to spray them with perfume if they don't give your whatever-they-took back and they run into the guy's bathroom and it would be weird to wait so 당신 go back to your 표, 테이블 and when they come back to tease you, 당신 KICK THEM IN THE NUTS.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM BLINDED FOR FRICKEN LIFE WHY BRAN DID 당신 MAKE ME DO THAT YOUR JOB IS TO THINK SO THINK PLEASE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
When life gives 당신 lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the 일 it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do 당신 know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible 레몬 that burns your house down!