How was YOUR DAY?
Mrs. Allen, our science teacher, was handing out projects and she said:
"This is how I got out of college. I was a waitress." She 'laughed'. "I expect a tip on the 표, 테이블 when your done."
I wrote on a piece of paper:
"Use toothpaste when 당신 brush!"
"Why are 당신 글쓰기 that?" My partner asked.
"She asked for a tip, didn't she?"
Oo! Also at recess,
My guy friend asked girls, do 당신 wear a push-up bra? Most hit him. He asked a girl named 'Willnide'(Will-Need-A'LIFE) and she rudely said:
"Oh, why do 당신 want to know?"
So he said: "I asked many girls. And he said a list of girl's names. So, he asked my friend if she wears one, she said:
"Because 당신 boobs go UP and DOWN up and down!"
He looked at her and said:
"Why are 당신 laughing? Yours go just as high! As a matter a fact, they hit your face!"
When he told me this, I cracked up and fell into the 잔디 laughing.
So, it was an alright day. How about yours?