How was YOUR DAY?

Mrs. Allen, our science teacher, was handing out projects and she said:
"This is how I got out of college. I was a waitress." She 'laughed'. "I expect a tip on the 표, 테이블 when your done."

I wrote on a piece of paper:
"Use toothpaste when 당신 brush!"
"Why are 당신 글쓰기 that?" My partner asked.
"She asked for a tip, didn't she?"
Everyone LMAOed!
XD

Oo! Also at recess,
My guy friend asked girls, do 당신 wear a push-up bra? Most hit him. He asked a girl named 'Willnide'(Will-Need-A'LIFE) and she rudely said:
"Oh, why do 당신 want to know?"
So he said: "I asked many girls. And he said a list of girl's names. So, he asked my friend if she wears one, she said:
"No, why?"
"Because 당신 boobs go UP and DOWN up and down!"
Willnide laughed.
He looked at her and said:
"Why are 당신 laughing? Yours go just as high! As a matter a fact, they hit your face!"

When he told me this, I cracked up and fell into the 잔디 laughing.


So, it was an alright day. How about yours?
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Monrose said:
Fine.
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BellaCullen96 said:
Hmm, my last name is Allen...

Well, today in History my teacher Mrs. Gallup was laughing hysterically on and off, and I wasn't paying much attention until I heard someone say "I'm going to hang 당신 의해 your underwear."
I wish I had paid attention to what they were talking about.

Also, in Spanish there's this guy named James. Our teacher Mrs. Tolios said "Silencio, por favor," which means "Silence, please." Well, James pointed to her and said to the class, "She sounds like Voldemort!!" Then he looked at her and refused to be silent and said, "No, Voldemort!"
It seems he's not a Death Eater :P

Oh, and yesterday I put up a BUNCH of posters and pictures in my room, so I am happy :)
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E-rock said:
Thats kinda funny haha
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ThatDarnHippo said:
I went on a walking field trip to Scooter's Jungle, a bounce house with my classes. It was crazy fun and... crazy. We were all worn out afterwards and walked slowly back to our school (FYI: there was 160 of us - everyone on my school team). When we got back, we still had an 시간 and a half left of school, so we went to our last classes of the 일 and ate lunch (it was my science classroom for me) and then our class watched The Lion King. Then I went home, took a shower, and now I'm here.
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GarageGlamour said:
Absolutely Fabulous and Fierce in many ways!
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dragonrider said:
Well french was pretty good. It was 80s 일 so we talked a bit about the 80s.

Science is always annoying on thursdays. I first had to take a 퀴즈 then I had to finish a lab. Then I had to read an 기사 and then finally I was given this homework worksheet that I know will annoy me

Lunch is always great on thursdays. It's writer's club and the people there cheer me up

Math was fine. Our original teacher wasn't there so we had a different math teacher. She taught for like an 시간 and then the last 시간 we watch Jumanji which is a good movie.
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Snugglebum said:
great, then after work my megalomaniac coworker shouted at my parents for joking around with her! sheesh cant she take a joke? shes lucky that they didnt 신고 her, cuz as customers, they have the right...
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xxXsk8trXxx said:
I was sick, so I stayed at home. I missed a 글쓰기 prompt and an exam. I'll have to make them up, so that kinda kills the mood.
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dustfinger said:
My 일 was fine. It was a block 일 so only three periods for an 시간 and 50 minutes.

It was 80s day.

French was fine. I 사랑 my french teacher. She's so full of energy. She said she loved me and my twin caused we laugh at her jokes. That was nice. We learned some stuff. When we do busy work she plays french 음악 and today she played Les Miserables. It was cool.

PE was fine. We had to run the mile. We do that every Thursday. My stupid PE teacher misplaced my packet. I found it and told him that i was number 41 instead of 47. I also realized that a boy in that class was in my 5th grade class. He looked totally different in 5th grade. I was hoping he would get to third base in softball today so i can talk to him but he didn't make it past first.

Computer Apps was fine. She's making us do a final exam. I hate it cause the directions are clear enough for me. But its ok, i'll pass.
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I have blcok days, too.
ThatDarnHippo posted over a year ago
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whoops, dyslexic here. *block
ThatDarnHippo posted over a year ago
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Block? What?
zanesaaomgfan posted over a year ago
Duncan-superfan said:
It was same old same old. Thanks for askin' ^^
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crazy_frog222 said:
today's my birthday so it's been pretty awesome!!!
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Happy B-day!! :)
lalagirl714 posted over a year ago
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appy bday!
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HAPPY BDAY!! x)
tatajackson posted over a year ago
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Happy Late B-day
zanesaaomgfan posted over a year ago
Queenoftard said:
It was all right, I guess.
I burnt 빵 rolls in the microwave. Our whole 부엌, 주방 was so full of smoke I could hardly see anything. I didn't even notice until the 불, 화재 alarm went off. I can be pretty ...distant.

That was eleven hours ago, and the smell is still there. Even if all the windows have been wide open all day.

Worst thing is, those were the last 빵 rolls. I haven't really eaten anything today, because we hardly have any food. I had a kiwi and some 겨울왕국 blueberries. I'm hungry.
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PreBanned said:
Suckishas hell! Some 나귀, 엉덩이 shoves me into glass!! I dropped a snapple bottle and it shattered on the ground, a guy named Dylan shoved me into it and stepped on my back, so glass went INTO my body!! How fucked up can 당신 get?????!!!!

But it gets even better!!!
This just took the cake..
me and my friend got into a fight.
He was just taking it. I couldn't. They were holding me and beating the shit out of me!! Josh was just coughing up blood cause of those guys! Finally skeeter comes in and starts getting his 나귀, 엉덩이 beaten. It was hell! Teacehrs were standing, watching, and even LAUGHING!!!!!
I ended up with a broken rib, Skeeter with a busted to shit 칼라 bone, and Josh with a fractured wrist. Cool thing was out of all of this,,, I did get to break someone's jaw at least... Im most liekyl suspened 또는 expelled.. Haha!

Jackalin (my pet) the only good thing came from her. She had 강아지 :) That is the only good in this hellish day.


Let me ask you; How does one have sooo much bad luck in their day????
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 Suckishas hell! Some 나귀, 엉덩이 shoves me into glass!! I dropped a snapple bottle and it shattered on the ground, a guy named Dylan shoved me into it and stepped on my back, so glass went INTO my body!! How fucked up can 당신 get?????!!!! But it gets even better!!! This just took the cake.. me and my friend got into a fight. He was just taking it. I couldn't. They were holding me and beating the shit out of me!! Josh was just coughing up blood cause of those guys! Finally skeeter comes in and starts getting his 나귀, 엉덩이 beaten. It was hell! Teacehrs were standing, watching, and even LAUGHING!!!!! I ended up with a broken rib, Skeeter with a busted to shit 칼라 bone, and Josh with a fractured wrist. Cool thing was out of all of this,,, I did get to break someone's jaw at least... Im most liekyl suspened 또는 expelled.. Haha! Jackalin (my pet) the only good thing came from her. She had 강아지 :) That is the only good in this hellish day. Let me ask you; How does one have sooo much bad luck in their day????
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Kanji said:
good i was gonna ask how yours was but looks like 당신 got that covered
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adultswimperson said:
It was ok, school was boring like always.
but luckily i only have 3 days left.
so im not worried about rushing through it, it will go 의해 fast.
i also have semester tests but i only have to take them in two different classes.
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percyandpotter said:
mine was ish. the first part of the 일 was not so good. i was naseous and barfed a little. i didn't have a temperature, so i speed-dressed and speed-ate to walk to the bus stop, which is half a mile away. so i did hat, and then i remembered i had a test i didn't study for, so i studied on the way to the bus. my school 일 was typical. but when third period was over, Mom picked my up and we went out to lunch. 캐러멜, 캐 러 멜 milkshakes PWN! :) anyway, after that, i went to the orthodontist and got braces. they feel like crap. :(
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BatBogeyHex said:
my 일 was pretty good. i had to work from like 8-3 but then i got to hang out with friends. when i went over there she was at the end of a movie and made me sit down, shut up, and watch it. and it was creepy and awkward and disturbing and bizarre. it was called black sheep. i have no desire to watch the whole thing. then we discussed why 당신 shouldnt but blankets with famous actors on them cuz...yeah...the implications. best convo ever. so all in all a pretty good day!

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bakuargirl729 said:
랜덤 in me in a some girls sing in school
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selgomez5613 said:
BAD MY TEACHER IS MEAN AND MY DAD IS FREAKIN OUT RIGHT NOW
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bailjumper said:
SHITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Abilei said:
Pretty good, except I asked my parents if I could go somewhere Saturday and they said "no" so after that it's all been downhill.
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tatajackson said:
well i had a teacher in my campus.he is old,he was doing nothing but gave me soo many text to write then he sleep with his mouth open. so my 프렌즈 started to take a pic of him while he was sleep then one of my other crazy friend screaming "I SWEAR 당신 HAVE THE DUMBIEST FACE EVER!!!!" WE LAUGH SO HARD.
then he woke up,but he didnt feel anything but just staring at us for a while,then go back sleep with his mouth open.BAHAHAHAHA
what a crap.....
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