저기요 guys I need some help, and quick! Can 당신 think of an original adverisement?

This is easy if 당신 have a good imagination. i've had a project like this before and i just made my own product up. it's much easier because it can be any crazy 랜덤 old crap 당신 like. like, for instance, i did a cell phone disguised as a calculator so 당신 could text on it in maths class without the teach finding out.
또는 something 랜덤 like that.
just think when something bad happens, say to yourself "ah, i wish i had a '___________' to get me out of this one!"
don't worry, you're bound to come up with something. 당신 can use my idea if 당신 like. good luck.

drink some coke...

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hope 당신 fuckin' choke.


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have a nice day.