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VampiresRevenge said:
Most of my 가장 좋아하는 인용구 come from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia: Dennis: [after witnessing Mac 키스 his Mom at her front door] Oh my God! Ohhh... Charlie: Yeah... that's a terrible thing... a terrible thing for 당신 to see that. Dennis: I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill him! Charlie: Wait wait wait! What are 당신 gonna do? 펀치 him in the face? Throw him? Maybe work the body a little? Dennis: I was gonna... Charlie: No no no, that's not gonna help. That's not gonna help and I'll tell 당신 why: It doesn't unbang your Mom. Charlie: Here's a confession: I'm in 사랑 with a man. What? I'm in 사랑 with a man... a man named God. Does that make me gay? Am I gay for God? 당신 betcha. Mac: Look at Sweet Dee, sitting on her 구름, 클라우드 of judgment, handing down life lessons to all the sinners. Frank: I'm going to go oil my chainsaw. Dee: What? Dennis: Frank, we don't need the chainsaw. Is that what's in that bag? Frank: Oh, we do...because drawing a confession out of someone is like doing a beautiful dance...a beautiful dance with a chainsaw. Frank: This slot defeats the purpose. I can see your eyes! We might as well get married. Dennis: It's the safest way, Frank. Frank: Dennis, if I was looking for 안전한, 안전 I wouldn't be sticking my dick through a wall. Artemis: Hi! Name's Artemis... I have a bleached asshole... Charlie: Wait, wait, wait...Check his pulse. Dee: He doesn't have a head, Charlie! Dee: Charlie, don't screw me like this, come on. Charlie: Don't screw you? Oh, I'm sorry, Dee, let me try and remember something. Let's see, was it, did Dee write a musical and come to Charlie with it? No! Charlie wrote a musical and came to Dee with it, and the gang. And the gang likes to screw it up and make it about themselves, and take it away from Charlie, and ruin his hopes and dreams. So let me tell 당신 something, Dee, let me break down a scenario for you. I could cut the song, OK, because I wrote it. I could have Artemis do the song, OK, because 당신 did not write it. 또는 I could strap on a wig and I could do the song myself. So 당신 tell me, Little Miss All That, what do 당신 want to do? Song 또는 no song? Charlie: Hello, Charlie Kelly here, local business owner and cat enthusiast. Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving 당신 crazy? Is your cat clawing at your furniture? Think there’s no answer? You’re so stupid! There is! Kitten Mittons. Finally, there is an elegant, comfortable 벙어리 장갑, 벙어리 for cats…. I couldn’t hear anything! Is your cat one-legged? Is your cat fat, skinny, 또는 an in-between? That doesn’t matter! Cause one size fits all! Kitten Mittons! You’ll be smitten! So come on down to Paddy’s Pub. We’re the hoooooooommee of the original Kitten Mittons. Meeeeeeeeeeowwwww! Oh, how I 사랑 this show.
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