tell me ur funny joke and i will give u a prop and be ur fan.. have fun, oh it cant have mean stuff in it...

a blond having a bad 일 walk into the bathroom with a pencil in one hand and a tampon in the other, when she's finished she says where did my pencil go??

Once there were 2 zebras,one 얼룩말 asks the other: "am i white with black stripes,or black with white stripes?
The other replies "ask God"
That night before the first 얼룩말 went to bed, he prayed.God replied..."You are what 당신 are"
The 얼룩말 was confused 의해 this & the 다음 일 he asked the secound 얼룩말 what it ment.the secound 얼룩말 replied..."I guess 당신 are white with black stripes,otherwise god would have said,'yo is what yo is'.".......sorry its a little mean...

ok. a man ran into another man and thought it was a woman and said 저기요 your very cute and the other man said help me hlep me.....then came the cops and there was a woman cop and the man said so how are 당신 man and she said give me the cuffs......

A brunette asks a blonde, "what's the capital of Texas?" the blonde answers, "t"

What do 당신 call a crying dog...a chawahwah!!!

What do 당신 call a patatoe in paris...a frech frie!!!

What do 당신 call a 몰, 두더지 in water...moley water!!!

1.why is water wet? because sea weed

2.how do 당신 wake up lady gaga? poke her face