1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
2. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Start each meal 의해 conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
4.Name your dog "Dog."
5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what 당신 think."
7. Claim that 당신 must always wear a bicycle 헬멧 as part of your "astronaut training."
8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying 더 많이 any moment.
11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that 당신 "like it that way."
12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date.
13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.
16. Change channels five 분 before the end of every show.
17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints 의해 the cash register.
19. Buy a large quantity of 주황색, 오렌지 traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.
21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in 랜덤 spots on all of someone's road maps.
22. Inform everyone 당신 meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do 당신 hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
24. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
26. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
28. Ask people what gender they are.
29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
32. Leave your 크리스마스 lights up and lit until September.
33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
36. Wear a lot of cologne.
37. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
38. Sing along at the opera.
39. Mow your lawn with scissors.
40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"
41. Ask the waitress for an extra 좌석 for your "imaginary friend."
42. Go to a 시 recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
43. Ask your co-workers mysterious 질문 and then scribble their 답변 in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
45. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
46. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
49. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
51. Practice making fax and modem noises.
52. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.
53. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
54. Signal that a conversation is over 의해 clamping your hands over your ears.
55. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink 탄약통, 카트리지 across the room.
56. Holler 랜덤 numbers while someone is counting.
57. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
58. Publicly investigate just how slowly 당신 can make a "croaking" noise.
59. Honk and wave to strangers.
60. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
61. type only in lowercase.
62. dont use any punctuation either
63. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
64. Try playing the William Tell Overture 의해 tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
65. Sing the theme to the 배트맨 텔레비전 show as loudly as 당신 can, over and over and over..
66. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.
67. Drum on every available surface.
68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
69. Set alarms for 랜덤 times.
70. Learn Morse code and have conversations with 프렌즈 in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.."
71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
72. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
73. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
74. Wear your pants backwards.
75. Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
76. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music."
77. Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
78. Pay for your 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 with pennies.
79. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
81. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
82. Demand that everyone address 당신 as "Conquistador."
83. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
84. When 크리스마스 caroling, sing "Jingle bells, 배트맨 smells" until physically restrained.
85. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
86. Finish the 99 bottles of 맥주 song.
87. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.
88. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
89. Pretend your 쥐, 마우스 is a CB radio, and talk into it.
90. Drive half a block.
91. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
92. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.
93. "Forget" the 펀치 line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
94. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that 당신 don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
95. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," 또는 the Mr. Rogers theme song.
96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
97. Ask to "interface" with someone.
98. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky 창구, 개찰 구 isn't cricket."
99. Stare at static on the TV and claim 당신 can see a "magic picture."
100. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
2. If 당신 have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Start each meal 의해 conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
4.Name your dog "Dog."
5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what 당신 think."
7. Claim that 당신 must always wear a bicycle 헬멧 as part of your "astronaut training."
8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying 더 많이 any moment.
11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that 당신 "like it that way."
12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date.
13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.
16. Change channels five 분 before the end of every show.
17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints 의해 the cash register.
19. Buy a large quantity of 주황색, 오렌지 traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.
21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in 랜덤 spots on all of someone's road maps.
22. Inform everyone 당신 meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do 당신 hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
24. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
26. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
28. Ask people what gender they are.
29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
32. Leave your 크리스마스 lights up and lit until September.
33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
36. Wear a lot of cologne.
37. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
38. Sing along at the opera.
39. Mow your lawn with scissors.
40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batter!"
41. Ask the waitress for an extra 좌석 for your "imaginary friend."
42. Go to a 시 recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
43. Ask your co-workers mysterious 질문 and then scribble their 답변 in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
45. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
46. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
49. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
51. Practice making fax and modem noises.
52. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.
53. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
54. Signal that a conversation is over 의해 clamping your hands over your ears.
55. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink 탄약통, 카트리지 across the room.
56. Holler 랜덤 numbers while someone is counting.
57. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
58. Publicly investigate just how slowly 당신 can make a "croaking" noise.
59. Honk and wave to strangers.
60. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
61. type only in lowercase.
62. dont use any punctuation either
63. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
64. Try playing the William Tell Overture 의해 tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
65. Sing the theme to the 배트맨 텔레비전 show as loudly as 당신 can, over and over and over..
66. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.
67. Drum on every available surface.
68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
69. Set alarms for 랜덤 times.
70. Learn Morse code and have conversations with 프렌즈 in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.."
71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
72. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
73. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
74. Wear your pants backwards.
75. Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
76. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music."
77. Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
78. Pay for your 공식 만찬, 저녁 식사 with pennies.
79. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
81. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
82. Demand that everyone address 당신 as "Conquistador."
83. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
84. When 크리스마스 caroling, sing "Jingle bells, 배트맨 smells" until physically restrained.
85. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
86. Finish the 99 bottles of 맥주 song.
87. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.
88. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
89. Pretend your 쥐, 마우스 is a CB radio, and talk into it.
90. Drive half a block.
91. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
92. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.
93. "Forget" the 펀치 line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
94. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that 당신 don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
95. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," 또는 the Mr. Rogers theme song.
96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
97. Ask to "interface" with someone.
98. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky 창구, 개찰 구 isn't cricket."
99. Stare at static on the TV and claim 당신 can see a "magic picture."
100. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
1.Prank call someone and say "you've won a contest, come to /random address/ to get a free cruise to Hawaii!" then hang up.
2.Make a stupid contest, have a bunch of people participate with the promise of a cash prize and then give them nothing.
3.Make up a bunch of stupid catch phrases and have 랜덤 people use them.
4.Get a huge squirt gun, bring it to a fancy party 또는 something and shoot 랜덤 people.
5.Give people fake jewelery that looks real and tell them it's very valuable and they should sell it.
6.In school, if 당신 have to write a report, switch someones 신고 with crap 당신 wrote and watch the results.
2.Make a stupid contest, have a bunch of people participate with the promise of a cash prize and then give them nothing.
3.Make up a bunch of stupid catch phrases and have 랜덤 people use them.
4.Get a huge squirt gun, bring it to a fancy party 또는 something and shoot 랜덤 people.
5.Give people fake jewelery that looks real and tell them it's very valuable and they should sell it.
6.In school, if 당신 have to write a report, switch someones 신고 with crap 당신 wrote and watch the results.