Narrator: The City of Townsville!! Where in Mojo's volcano, where our 가장 좋아하는 little Rowdyruff is............................doing something.
Boomer: hi! i'm Boomer! 당신 probably know that already. today, i'm gonna tell a little story.
-background merges into a village-
Boomer; Once upon a time there was a prince named Brick and he lived with a princess-scratch that, let's start over.
Brick: MOTHERF*CK!
Boomer: Once upon a time there lived a guy named Brick, who was hated 의해 everyone because of his rudeness.
Brick: but what about my castle! i want to rule everyone! >:(
Boomer: he was jealous the gayass prince and wanted his body.
Brick: SHUT UP!!! no i don't!
Boomer: Oh yeah, and the prince was named Blake who was married to Princess Blossom.
Boomer: today was the 50th Anniversary of the village.
Brick: that's it! it's time for my most coolest plan ever! i'm gonna kill the prince! that way there'll be no prince, and then they'll choose me to be their prince, and then i'll rule everyone!!!! -evil laugh- -imagines himself being prince-
Brick: -evil laugh- 당신 WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO ME!!! I WANT 당신 ALL TO DANCE!!!!
-back to the real world-
Brick: it's about time i get rid of this piece of sh!t. i'll use this to kill the prince.
Prince Blake: Townsvillage, may i please have your attention. i have exciting news! today is the 50th Anniversary of the village!
-the citizens look bored-
Prince Blake: that's why we're having an exciting 차 party!
Brick: omigod, who the hell does this?
Boomer: uuuuuuugggggggggghhhh, he's so gay.
Prince Blake: and to lighten your spirits even more, the princess made this awesome cake!
Princess Blossom: -brings out the cake-
Brick: time to put my plan into action! -floats onto the tower with the refrigerator-
Security Guard (Armoni): hey! what the hell are 당신 doing up here?!
Brick: uh oh.
Butch: don't worry bro! i'll defend you! -charges at Armoni but misses and crashes into the flagpole-
Butch: oh.
Brick: -pushes refrigerator off 성 tower-
-instead of crushing the prince, it crushes the princess-
Brick: -backs away from the edge shocked- time to go!
Armoni: you're not going anywhere!
-in the castle's courtroom-
King Utonium: bring the guilty forward!
Armoni: this hobo has done something horrible!
Brick: yeah, i answered 10 math 질문 in 3 hours and got 9 wrong.
King Utonium: SILENCE!!!! what has this hated one done?
Brick: ok, i 스톨, 훔친 ice cream from Walmart, can i go now?
King Utonium: SHUT UP!!! LET THE BOY SPEAK!!!!
Armoni: he pushed a refrigerator off the castle's tower and it crushed the princess!!
Brick: so, it's not like she's important.
King Utonium: she was my daughter!
Brick: ohh....
King Utonium: i'm punishing 당신 with the worst punishment ever!
Brick: burgers?
King Utonium: no! 당신 are grounded! FOREVER!!!
Brick: -is whining- but i don't wanna be grounded!
Armoni: is the princess ok?
King Utonium: yeah, she's in the hospital.
-there is a huge rumbling-
King Utonium: whoa! what the hell is that? runs outside and then comes back inside- oh no...it has returned.
Brick: did something bad happen to the princess?!
-the nurses bring her in the 성 in a bed-
Princess Blossom: hi dad.
Armoni: no, she's fine.
King Utonium: it has returned, the most evilest of evil.....King Plutonium and his evil daughters. whenever this mark appears, it means that King Plutonium has come and has done something bad.
Armoni: sir! the prince of Townsvillage has been kidnapped!
Brick: -dances- i like this guy!
Armoni: and he has stolen the festival cake!
Brick: THAT MONSTER!!!
Armoni; here's a note from him. "Dear King Utonium, i was going to take the princess but she was crushed 의해 refrigerator so i took the prince instead! >:D kinda gay though."
King Utonium: he must be rescued right away! but it's too dangerous! who can stand up to such a beast?
-close up to Brick-
Brick: why is everyone looking at me that way!
King Utonium: you! hated one! 당신 shall go!
Brick: WHAT?! WHY ME?! I WOULD HELP 당신 SAVE THE PRINCESS BUT THE PRINCE, THAT'S SO GAY!!! I'D RATHER HAVE MY BALLS CHOPPED OFF!!!
King Utonium: if 당신 participate, we will make 당신 famous.
Brick: ok! i'll pack my things!
To be continued.....
Boomer: hi! i'm Boomer! 당신 probably know that already. today, i'm gonna tell a little story.
-background merges into a village-
Boomer; Once upon a time there was a prince named Brick and he lived with a princess-scratch that, let's start over.
Brick: MOTHERF*CK!
Boomer: Once upon a time there lived a guy named Brick, who was hated 의해 everyone because of his rudeness.
Brick: but what about my castle! i want to rule everyone! >:(
Boomer: he was jealous the gayass prince and wanted his body.
Brick: SHUT UP!!! no i don't!
Boomer: Oh yeah, and the prince was named Blake who was married to Princess Blossom.
Boomer: today was the 50th Anniversary of the village.
Brick: that's it! it's time for my most coolest plan ever! i'm gonna kill the prince! that way there'll be no prince, and then they'll choose me to be their prince, and then i'll rule everyone!!!! -evil laugh- -imagines himself being prince-
Brick: -evil laugh- 당신 WILL ALL BOW DOWN TO ME!!! I WANT 당신 ALL TO DANCE!!!!
-back to the real world-
Brick: it's about time i get rid of this piece of sh!t. i'll use this to kill the prince.
Prince Blake: Townsvillage, may i please have your attention. i have exciting news! today is the 50th Anniversary of the village!
-the citizens look bored-
Prince Blake: that's why we're having an exciting 차 party!
Brick: omigod, who the hell does this?
Boomer: uuuuuuugggggggggghhhh, he's so gay.
Prince Blake: and to lighten your spirits even more, the princess made this awesome cake!
Princess Blossom: -brings out the cake-
Brick: time to put my plan into action! -floats onto the tower with the refrigerator-
Security Guard (Armoni): hey! what the hell are 당신 doing up here?!
Brick: uh oh.
Butch: don't worry bro! i'll defend you! -charges at Armoni but misses and crashes into the flagpole-
Butch: oh.
Brick: -pushes refrigerator off 성 tower-
-instead of crushing the prince, it crushes the princess-
Brick: -backs away from the edge shocked- time to go!
Armoni: you're not going anywhere!
-in the castle's courtroom-
King Utonium: bring the guilty forward!
Armoni: this hobo has done something horrible!
Brick: yeah, i answered 10 math 질문 in 3 hours and got 9 wrong.
King Utonium: SILENCE!!!! what has this hated one done?
Brick: ok, i 스톨, 훔친 ice cream from Walmart, can i go now?
King Utonium: SHUT UP!!! LET THE BOY SPEAK!!!!
Armoni: he pushed a refrigerator off the castle's tower and it crushed the princess!!
Brick: so, it's not like she's important.
King Utonium: she was my daughter!
Brick: ohh....
King Utonium: i'm punishing 당신 with the worst punishment ever!
Brick: burgers?
King Utonium: no! 당신 are grounded! FOREVER!!!
Brick: -is whining- but i don't wanna be grounded!
Armoni: is the princess ok?
King Utonium: yeah, she's in the hospital.
-there is a huge rumbling-
King Utonium: whoa! what the hell is that? runs outside and then comes back inside- oh no...it has returned.
Brick: did something bad happen to the princess?!
-the nurses bring her in the 성 in a bed-
Princess Blossom: hi dad.
Armoni: no, she's fine.
King Utonium: it has returned, the most evilest of evil.....King Plutonium and his evil daughters. whenever this mark appears, it means that King Plutonium has come and has done something bad.
Armoni: sir! the prince of Townsvillage has been kidnapped!
Brick: -dances- i like this guy!
Armoni: and he has stolen the festival cake!
Brick: THAT MONSTER!!!
Armoni; here's a note from him. "Dear King Utonium, i was going to take the princess but she was crushed 의해 refrigerator so i took the prince instead! >:D kinda gay though."
King Utonium: he must be rescued right away! but it's too dangerous! who can stand up to such a beast?
-close up to Brick-
Brick: why is everyone looking at me that way!
King Utonium: you! hated one! 당신 shall go!
Brick: WHAT?! WHY ME?! I WOULD HELP 당신 SAVE THE PRINCESS BUT THE PRINCE, THAT'S SO GAY!!! I'D RATHER HAVE MY BALLS CHOPPED OFF!!!
King Utonium: if 당신 participate, we will make 당신 famous.
Brick: ok! i'll pack my things!
To be continued.....
